Hey. Sorry to bother you pal. But MLB.com isn't working for me and I don't know what happened between the Cards and Phillies. Don't suppose you could tell me?
*Turns down the volume.*
Nothing wrong with a jobber team. They'll make Ole Miss look better even when we are having an off season
I never paid them no attention, I didn't know they rang cowbells too. Jesus Christ that's exactly what we need, more maroon and whites ringing cowbells. Hell maybe we'll play them in the Egg Bowl by accident
I dunno. In about 2 years there's probably only going to be like 4 super conferences. I bet Florida state and/or Miami will join the SEC too. A&M is a good fit.
WHO YOU TELLING TO CALM DOWN?!? Just kidding I am calm now.
A Bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
Emma come first, then I come.
Then two asses come togeder.
I come once-a-mora.
Two asses, they come togeder again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
"You foul mouthed swine" says the lady, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady" said the man "I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spella 'Mississippi' "
Thanks for the add.
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