Keep your eyes peeled for a very good Mike Hawk promo on Chaos, Wrestlingfan did a really good job :)
*D-Boy opens up a beer as he sits down at an IWA table and waits for someone to walk by*
D-Boy: Well today is not a very active day for the IWA, I feel like it's the calm before the storm.
*He looks around for something not knowing what to expect from IWA today, he's not use to it being this silent.*
*A man walks in and sits down next to D-Boy*
????: Well hello D-Boy, how is your pardying going?
*D-Boy looks confused*
D-Boy: who the hell are you boy!? Get out of here, this is no place for a douche bag!?
*The mystery man grabs D-Boys beer and pours it out*
????: My name is Matt Black and you obviously need no more alcohol. So shut your face and learn some respect before I give you a piece of some humble pie.
C'mon enlighten me :)