Blog 83: Canadian Uprising & Pipe Dreams?!
Writer & Editor: Ron Macoonie
Yo, yo, yo, yoooooooo! How's everyone on Planet Earth?! :D Ron Macoonie here, one half of Kayfabulous here to deliver yet another blog!
Before I get into anything IWA related, I just wanted to bring up the fact that after King of the Ring, both of the WWE's world champions are Canadians. Chris Jericho and Tyson Kidd, two IWC darlings, are now the two centerpieces of the most prominent wrestling company in the world. I don't know about you but this blogger nearly choked on his chicken, the buffalo variety might I add ;) , when Kidd got the win. #SmarkingOut :cool: Congratulations to him! But, they're not the only Canadians I'll be discussing. In a bit, we'll cover the events that transpired when Kayfabulous made their television debuts on TV.
Personally, I thought we did a damn good job at getting a crowd reaction. After the show, we gave two fans our "In the know" T-shirts which make inside wrestling references. Speaking of those, we'll be sure to make even more of them and we even have a little contest.The first can guess the origin behind the T-shirt that we wore on Chaos, that would be the "Goldberg = World's Worst Parking Valet" will win two front row tickets to Full Throttle where you have the chance to see Drek and I in action. We'll get into that in a little bit.
Anyways, how'd you guys enjoy my whole "stammering" bit? I was personally against it but we managed to make it work all the same. Though I have to be honest, when I saw that cute redhead blowing me kisses from the middle row, the rest of that stammering was pretty real. :o So much for kayfabe! Anyways, we did the whole face routine and out comes...VAN HOOLIGAN X AND CARLOS ALBERTO RAMON!1!11!!!!1!! (0_o) We knew they were supposed to come out and all but I mean...it's just incredible to have two of the biggest wrestling names in the world to have a promo with. It's a pretty great feeling and we certainly had a blast. But then, we got interrupted by Three of a Kind who claim to be of the Hart lineage. Imagine that, three Harts all in the same group. Do I smell a Hart Foundation reunion in the making?!!? ;) Anyways, after the show, we found out that the fans get to vote on which matches and stipulations they want to see at Full Throttle. One of said matches features us and three out of the four choices include Kayfabulous as contenders. Our match will have the number one contendership status on the line so whether you want us to grapple with Harts, fight against The Infection or mix it up with all three, just make sure you vote for us here.
Well, I'm going to stop right here for now, folks. I hoped you enjoyed Chaos just like I'm sure Skyler is enjoying "Botchamania" right now. P.S., that's the excuse he does whenever he reads his Romance fanfictions. He's so hopeless. :rolleyes:
Athena runs around backstage searching for Damian Eddings. She looks inside a few rooms and doesn't find him in any of them. Athena grabs a ref by the neck spilling his coffee on the floor.
Athena: Where the hell is he?
Athena: Who do you think I'm talking about? That prancing fairy that slapped me in the ring!
The referee points and Athena turns to see Valentina dressed as a fairy. Athena turns back to the ref angrily.
Athena: Not that skank; Damien Eddings!
Ref: I... I don't know.
Athena lets the ref go while glaring at him.
Athena: Fine! Then I need you to deliver a little message for me to Miss Eddings. Think you can do that for me?
Ref: Of course I can. Anything!
Athena grins and kicks the ref in the gut and then slams him onto the wall. A few more referees run over and try to hold Athena back while one of them checks on the fallen ref.
Athena: You let him know I'm looking for him.
Athena laughs and walks away.
Ok guys. Huge announcement coming in 3 1/2 hrs. Make sure ur on. It changes IWA
Less than 2 hrs before the announcement. Also anyone who recently pmed me, sorry for not replying. Ill get back to u in a few. Eating dinner now. Taco bell :)
20 minutes for the big announcement