Athena: They have no idea what's coming, but they will...
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Adonis: Malcolm heard a rumour.. that if the fans vote for a Buried Alive match between him and Shinin' Light at Full Throttle.. Athena's gonna be the one to dig the grave. So how's that feel sweetheart? You gonna have two guys fightin' over your hole!
Malcolm turns to the camera and gives a big thumbs up and freeze frame.
Adonis: Woah woah woah pussycat! Ain't no need to get all blue up in here! Damn girl, why you gonna go and lower the tone like that? Besides.. exit only, you know what am sayin'? Malcolm is an advocate of ALL kinds of love.. just.. not THAT kind.. you wanna see Eddings about that sorta thing..
Adonis: Shiii' why you gonna have to spread yo' dirty lies around the place giiirl? You still mad that Malcolm chose that fine piece of ass woman from the club over you? Everyone up in this place knows Malcolm only has eyes for the ladies. Just 'cause you let Eddings tickle those man berries you got dangling don't mean Malcolm's into that too..
Athena: Oh I know what you're doing; you're not out and proud yet right? It's funny you call them man berries cause that's the same word Eddings used when he talked about yours. It's so cute, it's like you guys already have your own secret couple language till you're ready to show your true colors. #tastetherainbow
Damian: Now you bitches just hold the fuck up! Athena, while she look like a sexy man, ain't one! I know, I checked. Nothing I want, suga.
Adonis, on the other hand, he and I have a no-sexy-thing agreement from a while back.
Adonis: Daaamn you cold, baby. Hell, here's what Malcolm's gonna do for ya. He's gonna light a few candles, run a nice hot bath, put on his silk robe and play a little Barry White for ya. Then once he's all done warmin' you up.. he's gonna take you to his giant bedroom.. lay you down on his comfy ass bed.. reach into his bedside drawers and pull out a paper bag to place on yo' head so he can make love to you without feelin' gay! I'll see you around nine.