Sagittarius Blue: I'm telling you Pisces - the world will not end yet.
Pisces Pink: How do you know that?
Sagittarius Blue: Because I haven't had my chili dogs yet. :p
*Pisces smacks Sagittarius in a mock show of annoyance... then rubs his cheek.*
Pisces Pink: You're such a silly goose, Sagittarius.
Sagittarius Blue: I'm hungry, is what I am! *Stomach grumbles like an irate elderly person when it rains.* Um, sweetie, do you still have those Oreos from earlier -
Pisces Pink: NOBODY CAN HAVE MY OREOS.
Sagittarius Blue: But I'm -
Pisces Pink: NOBODY. *kisses Sag on the nose.* Not even you :p
*Sagittarius Blue gets a Dennis the Menace look on his face. He understands the danger of touching Pisces' Oreos...
But above all else... He. Is. Hungry.*
Whiz: This is weird, bruh!
Whiz: I ain't no Catholic, nigga!
*Sagittarius Blue looks on at the funeral... at his own closed casket... and at Pisces Pink as she stands nearby, dressed in black, holding a pack of Oreos and crying as she asks "Why couldn't he just say no?"
And then he snaps to reality.*
Sagittarius Blue (to himself): I must be hungry if I'm hallucinating... and I really gotta be starving if I saw Whiz and Iceman there too...
Whiz: Man, that had to be real, bruh! I felt that shit!
Iceman: All I feel is a hand on my leg! Get off me, nigga!
Whiz: It ain't me!
Iceman: HOLY SHIT!
Iceman jumps up and heads off as fast as any nigga could run.
*Sagittarius Blue sees Iceman doing a 100-yard dash down the hallway, and questions his sanity for a moment. He decides that maybe, just maybe, stealing Pisces' Oreos is not a wise thing to do.
Her Rice Krispies Treats that she hides in her dresser, however, may be a different story...*
Pisces Pink: And if you touch my Rice Krispies Treats, I will stuff you in a shoebox and lock you in my closet.
*Sagittarius Blue is really questioning things now... since when did Pisces get telepathy? Oh my god, the world is broken... NO CHILI DOGS... The end is nigh...*