I fuckin' despise spoilt people man!
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*We come upon a home set back into the woods. It's covered in snow, and has all kinds of lights sitting outside. We see an inflatable santa, rudolph, and frosty the snowman. The camera's come to a window, that is frozen from ice. The camera man wipes away at the window, revealing the inside. We see Chris Divine sitting next to his christmas tree, with a present between his legs. The camera man turns, walking to the front door, as he walks inside. He knocks his boots off, before walking over to Chris Divine. We see Chris sitting there with the box open, but can't see what's inside.*
Chris Divine: Since I was a kid, I was told Santa was real. Up until the age of 12 I believed it, until Divine saw a Santa screwing an elf behind the local mall. Well, after that point, Divine's belief in Santa went away quicker than a 1 dollar hooker after a lap dance. Since then, Divine has done everything he could to dethrone Santa. Ripping the fake beards off the generic mall ones, shaving the real beards off the asshole Santa's. Divine's kicked elf's from here to timbuck too. Divine has done everything he can, and to this day, Divine would say Santa was a fraud. Then...Divine woke up this morning. Divine came out to the tree, and saw 1 present sitting under it. The tag, from Santa to Christopher Divine. Now, Divine obviously though this was a joke, but after a few calls, a few texts, and a few tweets, no one had given Divine a gift. So...Divine opened it...and realized....Santa is real....
*Divine takes the box, turning it upside down, as we see cole fall out and to the ground.*
Divine: And Divine is going to find that fat bastard and kill him...Divine is coming for you Santa..and your little midgets too...
Anybody wanna play WWE '13 online on PS3? I'm tired against fuckin' douches that do nothing but do the running grapple until they get their signature and don't reverse every move.
Whenever I play against somebody, we have a fair "No reverse" policy.
It also helps if you don't play against CAW's. They'll usually have their stats pimped to maximum. Plus, they'll have custom finishers that are nearly impossible to reverse along with a spammy moveset.