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*Jackson Smith is seen going into a bar*
Jackson: Hey bartender, give me a Mai Tai.
Bartender: Sure just give me a minute
Jackson: Alright...... *looks around and spots a cute girl just 10 seats down where he is at, drinking a martini* Hey who's that girl over there.
Bartender: Oh her, I don't know, she has been in here for a while now. Been looking bored since she has arrived.
Jackson: *Smiles* Maybe I can change that.
Hawk: Great, another Jackson comedy show where he makes a fool out of himself. That will certainly make her and everyone else laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by CM Rock-Austin
Jackson: Hey *sniff* *sniff* do you smell that?!Quote:
Originally Posted by wrestlingfan66513
Bartender: Yea *sniff* what the hell is that?!
Jackson: It smells like....*sniff*, smells like Bullshit!
Bartender: How do you know?
Jackson: Trust me, when you have to hear guys talk out the ass as long as I have, you pick it up quite fast aha.
Good night gguys! Chat with you all tomorrow!
Israel: In case you ignorant wrestlers are not aware yours truly Israel Pamich has just become the first and so far only EWNGP champion.
I would also like to point out that only yesterday did Mr Smyth claim that I have not accomplished anything, You are in EWNGP 2 Sir so no pressure but you need to back up your big mouth and to the former endurance champion Kyojin
*Israel Raises up the EWNGP trophy*
Where is your title? Oh thats right you lost it to Mr Smyth
Mr. Smyth: Nice trophy. I remember getting one of those in a box of cereal when I was a kid.Quote:
Originally Posted by CricketTragic
Israel: You do know that with the winnings I made I could buy you out of business and have spare change for a decent car... not bad for a cereal box prize but please Sir continue to try and be funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyTheBall
Mr. Smyth: Pardon? You actually believe that your prize money will be more than enough to buy my gloabl conglomorate? Was the prize inclusive of crack, too?Quote:
Originally Posted by CricketTragic
I think it's time to take the blinkers off for a moment and actually look. Compare the quality of the first tounament to the upcoming second tournament. It's more than easy to say that this second tournament is a dramatic improvement to the garden variety dullards who graced the first tournament. And why are there so many big names this time round? Simple: you guys made such a sham of the first round that we were practically begged to come in and bring it back up to standard.
Congratulations on finally achieving something, but this is IWA, not EWNGP. Your lucky charms trophy doensn't mean squat here and in two weeks, it'll be a distant memory to all except you, because no doubt you will go around trying to remind us all that you are a winner of a pilot project.
Israel: The reason why all the "big" names are participating in this one is because of the Standard that my fellow competitors and I put up though I have to disagree that there were no big names here, HolyJose is about as big as they come and Artemis Eclipse is a huge name to then you have sagittarius blue and Brock Edwards and I think our tournaments 8 men could beat yours anytimeQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyTheBall
Mr. Smyth: I tell you what, if you feel that way, oragnise an 8 on 8 match. Let's see who comes out on top.Quote:
Originally Posted by CricketTragic
But, like I said, this is IWA. You want to talk about the micky-mouse league, then do it there.