Mr. Smyth: Has anyone else noticed that Juno has become a game of pass the parcel? I feel for the poor sod who has a hold of her when the music stops.
Tell me, dear - do you at least let the semen dry before you jump on the next guy?
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Mr. Smyth: Has anyone else noticed that Juno has become a game of pass the parcel? I feel for the poor sod who has a hold of her when the music stops.
Tell me, dear - do you at least let the semen dry before you jump on the next guy?
Mr. Smyth: I am not referring to you as a 'spunk dumpster', as you have so eloquently put it. I'm just saying that you are giving yourself a bit of a repuation around here, and I am more than happy to speculate on that rep. I should imagine that dumpster would be a wrong anaology anyway. I was thinking more of...
Waving a stick in the Albert Hall
Flying a one man aircraft into the grand canyon
Throwing a sausage down a hallway
Shooting hoops with a pea
You get the idea.
*Ace Note walks past all the riffraff and heads directly to the gym down the hallway with a black duffel bag tucked under his arm.*
Juno: Why don't you? I basically want you to get the fuck outta my face, before i rearrange it!
Juno: I have one man in my life, he is called Rymac, i happen to want to be with him and stay with him! So i would shut that stupid, idiotic trap and get a life..stop trying to mess around with mine... Leave me alone,before i get very fucking angry
D-boy: You're a female who some people like but you sleep with every other guy or at least try to sleep with every guy... And your crazy. Can I just call you the sluttier geek goddess? Now go hit the gym and read some comic books. Maybe Razor del rio is in there for you to check out again... or that guy you gave your number to the first time we met. Or you know, one of the other dozen members of IWA you will likely sleep with in the future.
Juno: I am not a whore..i am not running around after every guy who even looks at me.. I have not heard from nor seen Alex in weeks, i checked out Ramon yeah,me and ry discussed that and Ry knows he is all the man i need.. I have not slept with any guy in that locker room.. I am done talking to you, you pathetic prick
D-boy: Sorry, I'm not trying to get into your pants so I can be honest with you. I forgot you just want men to follow you around like a lost puppy dog. Let me tell you something chicka, if you wanted that crap to be done you should of stayed in northern ireland where everyone is too drunk to notice it looks like a mack truck ran over your face.