Ali Kazam: I'll kick that jobber's ass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO
OOC: No but really that would be interesting.
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Ali Kazam: I'll kick that jobber's ass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO
OOC: No but really that would be interesting.
*Trying to control self after reading the whole show, but the awesomeness is so hard to withstand...*
Okay. That. Was. Fucking. EPIC.
Standouts? Oh God... um... everything? Not trying to sound like a mark, but I go back to my previous statement: Every match and moment was like a Quentin Tarentino picture - all the best elements of them were taken, blown up exponentially, embellished and jacked up again. But my favorite match - and believe me, this is a hard decision - is actually Athena vs. M.I.A.M.I. The emotion was incredibly palpable - especially the hate. It felt so damn personal that I had no choice but to be invested in it as a reader. I would absolutely LOVE to see a feud between those two. Makes perfect sense: The World's Strongest Woman versus The World's Meanest Pimp.
#BITW #TheKingdomHasCome #HistoryHasBeenMade #EFeddingWillNeverBeTheSame #ThankYouRobKO #ThankYouKa$h
Yeah, I definitely can't wait to read his first promo lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE
Anyway, I can't wait any longer. Booked for BITW III: Curbstomp Facial, is...
"The Aussie Adonis" Robstar vs The Sleeper.. More matches to be announced :)
I'm sure that it will be another MOTY candidate :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kashdinero
*The screens everywhere in BITW fuzz up with static for a second before a video transmission comes on...
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/commun...6&d=1355732085
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/commun...7&d=1354168293
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o101J...BAD60A804953C8
As "Crush Faint" plays in the background, two figures are seen walking down a brightly lit hallway towards the camera... the light from the far end of the hallway makes it difficult to see them clearly... but as they approach the camera, they come into focus...
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/commun...0&d=1346996550
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/commun...5&d=1346811459
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/commun...8&d=1346355782
http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/commun...2&d=1341277580
*Video highlights are shown of the Star Signs' exploits in the wrestling world, from TWE to IWA and JBW - including Sagittarius Blue's matches with Shaz and Van Darius, and Pisces Pink's brutal fight with Eden Sky for the TWE Vixxens' Championship.
*Sagittarius Blue and Pisces Pink walk up to the camera while staring into it - Sagittarius with a devil-may-care smile, Pisces with an "I'm going to crush you" face... just before both swing at the camera - Sagittarius with a fierce elbow and Pisces with a skull-crushing punch. There was the sound of the camera being annihilated - and the screen changes to show the following:
BEST IN THE WORLD...
THE STARS WILL ALIGN...
SO KISS YOUR ASSES GOODBYE.
Re-posting this, and the match card for BITW II: Take No Prisoners.
THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS FROM THE BITW SPOKESMAN, WILLIAM. A. HILL.
We here at BEST IN THE WORLD are proud to announce that a tournament to crown the first ever eWN Intercontinental Champion will begin at BITW II: Take No Prisoners. There will be twelve participants, with the opening round consisting of three Three Way Dance's--elimination rules. The first two Three Way Dance's will be held at BITW II, with the last two being held at BITW III: Curbstomp Facial. The semi finals and the final of the Intercontinental Championship tournament will be held at BITW IV: Will The BEST IN THE WORLD Please Stand Up.
Also at BITW IV: Will The BEST IN THE WORLD Please Stand Up, eight teams will be divided into two Four Way Dance's, with the winners of each match going on to face each other later on that night to crown the first ever eWN Tag Team Champions.
The eWN Horrorcore Championship will also be defended at BITW IV: Will The BEST IN THE WORLD Please Stand Up.
Lastly, the winner of the main event of BITW II will become the number one contender to whoever becomes the first ever eWN World Heavyweight Champion at BITW I: Kingdom Come, and will challenge for the title at BITW IV: Will The BEST IN THE WORLD Please Stand Up.
A special announcement regarding BITW V will take place shortly.
This message has been approved by The Seven (William. A. Hill, Zap Alderman, Robert Wayne, Samuel Kent, Dutch Ross, Deborah Jackson, and Iron Ape.)
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*****OFFICIAL BITW II: Take No Prisoners card****
To decide the number one contender to the eWN World Heavyweight Championship
Ryan "The Freak" Wells vs The Prophecy vs Malcolm Cage vs Rob Rage
Eight person tag team match
The Panzer Division [Oli, Karl, Barbie, and Sasha] vs The Spectrum [Sagitarius Blue, Pices Pink, Archer Black, Violet Virgo]
Three way chick fight!!
Nicole Belzova vs Al Qaeda Rashida vs April Snow
Lucha rules
Avidco vs Infernio
Intercontinental Championship tournament quarter final three way dance #1
M.I.A.M.I vs Sergio Fantastico vs "Southern Wizard" Bam
Intercontinental Championship tournament quarter final three way dance #2
Havock vs AJ Dixon vs Brock Edwards
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This card was approved by The Seven.
That's an awesome card broQuote:
Originally Posted by Kashdinero
would you expect any less.Quote:
Originally Posted by magglis
Another announcement to make:
Approved by Ka$hdinero and Rated_R(ob)ko, we give you the newest member of BITW creative... he is here to make sure things get posted and to make sure we keep our standards up. His name? SCRIBBLER_JONES!!!! :) Welcome aboard bro and hope you enjoy your stay! We have another creative member as well but he wishes to remain anonymous at this moment but, that's besides the point! Make a speech Scribbs!! :)