I'd like to thank each and every single one of you guys and girls that are IC'ing your asses off and making a damn fine impression! You people are awesome and here's to 25, 50, 75, 1000 PAGES!!!
THANK YOU ALL!!
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I'd like to thank each and every single one of you guys and girls that are IC'ing your asses off and making a damn fine impression! You people are awesome and here's to 25, 50, 75, 1000 PAGES!!!
THANK YOU ALL!!
Theres gonna be almost fifteen new characters that will be a part of BITW II, some have already IC'd here, obviously, but the ones that have completely stayed out of the picture so far are probably gonna be surprising.
??? Vs ??? Vs ??? Vs ??? is the main event, and if placed side by side with the main event of BITW I, then you'd be hard pressed to pick which match had the bigger stars in terms of what they have accomplished on the eWN..
IC: I'm sittin' here, lookin' round at all these lil' shits runnin' around in masks, keepin' their identities to themselves. I'm sittin' here wonderin' if this is a 'rasslin company or Dateline? Got Ano Doom runnin' around in a mask sayin' he's a robot, like he's that guy from Grandma's Boy, got one mystery sumbitch who is startin' shit with a chick who is a bigger man than half the folks here, and I mean that in a good way sweetie, then we find out that them big wigs in the back we got a 4 way match where we don't even know who the fuck is gonna be in it. Here's the way to make a fuckin' impact: I am Leonard Ray motherfuckin' Beauregard, straight from a trailer in the great state of Mississippi. I've traveled the world perfectin' my craft from Japan to Timbucktoo. I was the last holder of the prestigious Southern Heavyweight Title held by greats such as Jerry Lawler, Tommy Rich, Rocky Johnson, Dutch Mantel, and many others. Take me lightly and you'll be tappin' out quicker than a hiccup. I have never been one to hide my face and if I got a problem with someone I'ma tell it to you. I'll stand toe to toe and flap my gums or stand toe to toe and knuckle to knuckle with anyone. So y'all Question Marks can try to make an impact all you want but when it's all said and done you'll show that yer yeller as a fuckin' school bus.
IC: Does anyone else have a little giggle when they think of Sleeps as World Heavyweight Champ? Because I fucking do.
wow, long night was long. Can't wait to get back in on this awesome IC action!
Elliott Bonebreak: No, but I do chuckle a little bit everytime I see a hasbeen fuck like you still trying to hang with us young bucks.
And before you go on about your "accomplishments" let me point out a few things
1.) This ain't EWNCW. We don't just give people belts just because they're former JBW guys
2.) This damn sure ain't JBW. Those fuckers will give a three legged dog the belt if it licks the boss' balls good enough. I mean look how hard you sucked and swallowed and you got the belt twice
3.) The name of this fed is BEST IN THE WORLD so what the hell are you even doing here? This isn't the place for whiney bitches that buttplug their tag partners.
By the way, I'm Elliott Bonebreak, and I'll be skullfucking your brains out for the duration of your stay here
As someone who is pretty new to e-fedding I would like to ask that people who speak IC explain who they're speaking IC as because I don't know all your characters and have a harder time knowing who the characters I'm replying to are.
IC: Oh dear, how embarrassing. Well nice to meet you there, Elliot. I'm always excited to meet a new never hasbeen! I've been called ALOT of names before, but hasbeen? Care to explain what you mean by that? And seeing as this place hasn't put on a show yet, of course I'm gunna talk about my achievements in other feds you fucking simpleton. I was kinda hoping this place wouldn't be another place full of men getting excited about thinking of me blowing other men, but apparently it is. So here's some tips, next time you want to insult me, try putting some logic behind it. It stunk of desperation and bitterness.