eWN Relationship Advice Column

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Originally Posted by Robstar

No answer doesn't necessarily mean no. Something like that?

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Sounds about right.

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Originally Posted by Iron Ape

But...but...it ain't rape if they're REM-cycling! I swear, your honor!

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"I think...yeah...maybe...she dreamt it, your honour."

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Originally Posted by Androo

"I think...yeah...maybe...she dreamt it, your honour."

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"For exhibit A, I'd like to submit my VHS copy of the 1984 classic Nightmare on Elm Street. And with that, I'd also like to rest my case."

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Originally Posted by iron ape

"for exhibit a, i'd like to submit my vhs copy of the 1984 classic nightmare on elm street. And with that, i'd also like to rest my case."

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not guiltyyyyy!!!!!!!!

".....sleepfucking is a legitimate disorder...."

Forgiveness is often easier to get than acceptance.

The simplest is this. Don't get in one.

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Originally Posted by Bodom

The simplest is this. Don't get in one.

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Been burned pretty bad, huh, Bods?

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Originally Posted by Iron Ape

Been burned pretty bad, huh, Bods?

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I've offered him my shoulder. And arm. And thigh. And hands.etc, You get the picture ;)

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Originally Posted by Robstar

I've offered him my shoulder. And arm. And thigh. And hands.etc, You get the picture ;)

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That would turn anyone off of relationships forever.