JBW: Justifiably Badass Wrestling

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Originally Posted by KJ PUNK

Punk: You mean I'll be the guest star that gets called in because the show's dwindling ratings are causing it be on the brink of being cancelled midseason. You're time is running out and you'll soon be replaced by someone who won't cause millions of people to change the channel.

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Hawk: In case you haven't noticed, I am a one man show. I don't need you to help me get ratings, you just attract that bottom demographic of viewers who are jealous of me because they lead shit lives. But with that said it's time for another show on JBTV....

*Hawk snaps his fingers and a camera crew comes to the back and starts filming.

Hawk: Welcome to the JBTV shopping network, the only place you can buy the hottest wrestling merchandise for great prices, hosted by the star of JBTV, your Television Champion, me, Mike Hawk. Now are first item today is an autographed poster of me winning the TV title. As you can see it's nicely framed and looks great above any fireplace. Now as I see we have a lot of calls already, I must inform you that there are only 100 and they are priced at $400, a steal for such a historic item so order now before you loved one hates you for not getting them a great present.

Now our next item is a replica TV title belt so now all your little ones can get one step to emulating the only TV hero who is a badass on and off the screen, Mike Hawk. As a bonus, I went ahead and put my name plate on the titles and the first 1000 callers who buy this $100 piece get a free Mike Hawk action figure. Christmas comes early here on the JBTV shopping network.

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Originally Posted by wrestlingfan66513

Hawk: In case you haven't noticed, I am a one man show. I don't need you to help me get ratings, you just attract that bottom demographic of viewers who are jealous of me because they lead shit lives. But with that said it's time for another show on JBTV....

*Hawk snaps his fingers and a camera crew comes to the back and starts filming.

Hawk: Welcome to the JBTV shopping network, the only place you can buy the hottest wrestling merchandise for great prices, hosted by the star of JBTV, your Television Champion, me, Mike Hawk. Now are first item today is an autographed poster of me winning the TV title. As you can see it's nicely framed and looks great above any fireplace. Now as I see we have a lot of calls already, I must inform you that there are only 100 and they are priced at $400, a steal for such a historic item so order now before you loved one hates you for not getting them a great present.

Now our next item is a replica TV title belt so now all your little ones can get one step to emulating the only TV hero who is a badass on and off the screen, Mike Hawk. As a bonus, I went ahead and put my name plate on the titles and the first 1000 callers who buy this $100 piece get a free Mike Hawk action figure. Christmas comes early here on the JBTV shopping network.

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Black: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

Dumb piece of shit..

Creative to the Watchtower please guys. :)

Have the next assignments gone out for KZ?

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Originally Posted by bearkg88

Have the next assignments gone out for KZ?

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As in this Sunday's show? I believe so. I got one and there's been some issues I've been asked to sort.

Did you not get one man? There was plans for a promo for you.

J handled the promos though so you may have to ask him.

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Originally Posted by No_1eddiefan

As in this Sunday's show? I believe so. I got one and there's been some issues I've been asked to sort.

Did you not get one man? There was plans for a promo for you.

J handled the promos though so you may have to ask him.

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Nope. i don't think I did. Nvm, I did. I just havent gotten the first part someone was suppose to do

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Originally Posted by bearkg88

Nope. i don't think I did. Nvm, I did. I just havent gotten the first part someone was suppose to do

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Well chase that guy up then!

Black: If I am not in the show, there is no point in there being one, I am the best fucking thing in this industry, fuckheads.

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Originally Posted by AirBourne

Black: If I am not in the show, there is no point in there being one, I am the best fucking thing in this industry, fuckheads.

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Sagittarius Blue: Wooooooowwwww... A little high on our horses, aren't we? I mean, there have been shows without you. And they've been pretty damn good. So maybe the only pointless thing here may be you.

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Originally Posted by AirBourne

Black: If I am not in the show, there is no point in there being one, I am the best fucking thing in this industry, fuckheads.

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Rage: Right? So that's why I'm holding this big shiny title and you're yet to debut?