Happy New Year in advance to my fellow Jabesters!!! May 2013 be a great year for everyone and for JBW.
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Happy New Year in advance to my fellow Jabesters!!! May 2013 be a great year for everyone and for JBW.
^^^^^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by scribbler_jones
Likewise - big shouts to everyone in JBW and all the feds! Enjoy your New Year's Day - here's to 2013 being absolutely EPIC!Quote:
Originally Posted by S.E. Zero
Hawk: Welcome to JBTV's New Years Spectacular hosted by Mike Hawk!!! Now I know 2012 has been an amazing year, since I am now apart of JBW and your TV champion, but my fellow viewers, like all great TV shows, I won't let one season define me and my reign. I am going to deliver award winning hits, week after week, month after month, year after year until I go down as a classic. But enough about me, let's look to see what 2013 holds for my co-stars.
Van will find big success very soon when he removes that arrogant pig, Divine from his title.
Divine, after losing his gold, will drift back into obscurity and will form a tag team with DrunkJose so that he can drink his problems away.
Cage will go into anger management class with Daniel Bryan and will learn that he lost the TV title because I am the better man and that he only has himself to blame.
And finally, after months of producing a show to compete with my ratings juggernaut, KJ Punk will be canceled when I defeat him at Resurrection to retain my TV title.
Now if you will excuse me, I have a new years part to get back to.
*In a room hidden somewhere in JBW...
The two mysterious men sit, cloaked in shadows. Neither are speaking...
All that can be heard is the sharpening of blades, with the occasional gleam of what seem to be ancient Roman swords and armor from the occasional spark from the sharpening.*
Divine: You know...no..never mind...even Divine won't sink as far to make fun of a mentally impaired wrestler...that's just too low for even Divine. Go on and enjoy your toy belt little one.Quote:
Originally Posted by wrestlingfan66513
Hawk: Toy belt? If anything the TV title has become one of the most must see titles on JBTV and if I am not mistaken, all of your segments have gotten the lowest ratings JBTV has ever seen, while millions of viewers tune in to see me each and every week.Quote:
Originally Posted by bearkg88
Divine: Divine doesn't care about ratings or any of that garbage. Do you know what matters? When you walk out to that ring, the kind of reaction you get. Whether it be a good reaction or a bad reaction, it's all about the reaction you get and Divine gets one of the biggest ones. Do you know what happens when Michael Bird walks out to the ring? You get nothing but cricket chirps.Quote:
Originally Posted by wrestlingfan66513
Mr. Smyth sees a leftover Christmas present on the floor.
Mr. Smyth: Terribly poor wrapping. Must be Vulgar's doing.
Divine: Oh what a clever double entendre. To bad you will never be nothing more than a loser who hovers around the middle man statusQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyTheBall