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Mr. Smyth: Just so you are fully informed, if you were asinine enough to even consider trying such a silly thing, I will be taking your head, placing it in a car door, and I will perform my impression of Big Chris from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kashdinero
Ma$$: Nah, bruv. Your movies inspired me to be a better man. You're, like, my fucking idol, or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE
Ma$$: But then you'd only have the owner of said car mad at you for breaking their door. See, just so you are fully informed, I'm Ma$$Dinero; the type of fella to no sell your best move and potato you in the eye. Get to the back of the cue, Smythy, lest your ridiculously shabby self is struck with vertigo for getting too above your station. Stick to battling "Imitation Ma$$"/Vulgar if you wanna intimidate folk, because the particular brand of violence that I would bring to your doorstep would make that shit Guy Ritchie movie you're on about look like Ferris Bueller's Day Off in comparison.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyTheBall
Mr. Smyth: Seriously? Did you just use the "I'm a top guy, you're a nobody" argument? Laughable ignorance and lack of originality aside, I'm not particularly interested in getting involved with such a filthy troglodyte like yourself, 'Ma$$y', for a variety of reasons, chief of which is that I'm pretty sure that you'll be here for a few weeks, by which point you'll storm off from JBW in a girly hissy fit for the second time in a space of a few months.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kashdinero
Dingo: Cheers mate, glad you enjoyed my flicks. Didn't realise many people had seen them to be honest. But I'm glad they inspired you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kashdinero
Hmm, never thought I'd be posting here as a character. Well, here goes.
Thunder: What you all saw on Killzone is merely a taste of what's to come.
Once I'm done, this company and it's champion specifically will never, be the same, again.
Ma$$: Perhaps Mr Smythy needs to go to Specsavers, because if he were to look closer, he would find that I am, in fact, more of a bowdikite than a troglodyte. Top points for originality, though, I can tell that's something you strive for, so, well done, and all that. Oh, and, by the way, sunshine, I've got no plans of going anywhere. This is my house, and you're just a guest around here. An ignorant guest.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyTheBall
Ma$$: 'dile 'dee 1 & 2 are the stuff of actual leg', mate. Have a XXXX on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE
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Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder
Ma$$: On behalf of everybody here at JBW I would just like to officially welcome Mr Tommy Thunder to Jabe.
Thunder: Thank you. I'm sure we'll be seeing more of each other over the course of the next few months.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kashdinero
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Originally Posted by Kashdinero
Eddie Juarez: You've gotta be kidding me esse! You two acting all buddy buddy? Are my eyes deceiving me? Well let me be the first from the official JBW roster to say to each of you welcome. Ma$$, you pretty much introduced yourself to the entire roster homes but it's about time you started showing some cahones hombre. How long has it taken you to step up? JBW's prodigal son and all that aside, how long has it been since you were relevant?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder
Orale Tommy Thunder in JBW! You see, I was excited to see you debut. I'm not gonna be too literal but I've got an in backstage and I knew it was you homes. Tommy Trueno in JBW esse! That's something. But then you showed your true colours. You see, I may cheat, I may lie, I may steal but compared to what you did in the final segment of KillZone- it's nothing. I wouldn't wanna be you when TDA shows up next week hombre.
Dingo: Trust me mate, I will enjoy many a XXXX, you're certainly welcome to join me. You know those movies were about my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kashdinero