Damn 9 minutes, that's not even watching a wrestling show. You're watching a soap, with some accasional fights that coincidentally happen inside of a ring.
Well, that's according to the WWE
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It was horrific to watch. It had about 30minutes worth of backstage interviews (one with Kaz soaking wet walking backstage, then cut straight to AJ who was talking to Kaz who was bone dry and wearing a suit...Superman much?) and a hell of a lot of promos (i think there was two 15minute Anderson promos... They have 4-5 matches which were all jobs/squashes.
I was watching the part on Impact where Hogan and Bischoff were having discussion about the network and that there must be someone there that has a wrestling background the way decisions were being handed down and then the proverbial light bulb went off in my head.
I remembered just before Wrestlemania, a small article was floating around the net about the Macho Man's brother saying that Randy has something big that's about to be announced but thats all he could comment about it.
I have one of two theories regarding the 'puppetmaster' at the network:
A. Its Hulk Hogan and Eric Bicshoff's worst nightmare, the Macho Man, Team Madness, Randy Savage
or
B. Its Dixie
Yes I know its all a storyline and it being Dixie is redundant, but I reckon the Macho Man battling with Hogan for power is a storyline that has been told a dozen times and it never gets old.