Ka$hDinero is sitting in a directors chair cross legged, smoking a cigar. The area behind him is blackened out, but it is clear there is a huge group of people standing behind him.
Ka$h: Everybody, I want you to all listen up, and listen up good. After working diligently behind the scenes, and sitting through meeting after meeting, I have finally obtained the rights to create a Justifiably Badass Wrestling TV station. That's right people, I give you, Studio Jabe...
Studio Jabe will at first have a limited schedule, with all JBW wrestling shows being transferred to the station, and our very own television shows created by our own members of the roster.
The Redneck Diaries is our premier show, and will be debuting after WARFare.
From there on out we will be announcing new shows left right and centre, ranging from talk shows, to shoot interviews, to dramas, to comedies, to old school classics, to matches where your favourite JBW wrestlers will go one on one with some of their most hated celebrities--yes, this shows will be featuring some of your favourite celebrities alongside all of you favourite Jabsters.
Trust me, people, Studio Jabe will set us apart from the rest. Mark my words.
The lights come on and standing behind Ka$h is HolyJose, HeelTurn, Whatsy, Black Falcon, Zapphoman, Rated_R(ob)KO, Poot-Hair, JMan, Sau, RomanFlare, Rehmix, Leggo, DUBS, Straights, B-Mac, Destruction, Robareid, Automatic, JHorton, CGBigMan, Chunkkynutzz, Asherderlampyr, 68WPayne, PandaMassacre, Eddie, SilverGhost, TheDevilsAdvocate, SouthernBlood, NightWolf, and SEZ.
Ka$h: Studio Jabe is a part of the future.
He turns around and looks at all of his fellow Jabesters.