For my faithful Jabesters--Ka$h loves you all, and this is for you.
Pat: Ok, folks. The shows over, and the crowd are still buzzing over what they have seen here tonight. I don't know who is actually listening to this right now as, well, the show has stopped broadcasting, but I've been told we're to stay out here anyway
Ryusuke "Shuriken Blade Serra
Peter:Oh, boy, it's Shuri!!! Of all the people I expected to come out and emcee for the crowd as they leave, he would be last on that list. I wonder what he wants to say..
Shuriken grabs the microphone while the crowd roars.
Shuriken: You know....there comes a time where wrestler's fame gets too big that it is impossible to share the spotlight with other wrestlers. Then there comes a time where those wrestlers HAVE to wrestle each other in front of a huge audience.
Crowd cheers loudly
Ladies and Gentleman, fans of JBW.....this is NOT one of those times.
Crowd boos loudly.
I'll tell you why: Years ago, I was at the other promotion but I did meet up with one of JBW's finest.
Crowd cheers loudly.
He and I decided to have a match one day. That one day is a day that I was looking forward to for a long time. I came to JBW for that reason. To face Siaki in a match. After what has transpired here tonight, I now realize that I can't continue until that match happens.
Crowd goes crazy.
Yes....that is the match that everyone would love to see. It was talked about for a long time as well. But.....I found out that Kash, DID NOT have plans to make this match anytime but earlier this evening Kash said that if I want Siaki and Shuriken then it would would be a dark match. I think he thinks I was messing around.
Crowd boos loudly.
THIS IS NOT WHAT I CAME TO JBW FOR KASH! I CAME HERE TO HAVE A BATTLE WITH SIAKI! A world championship can wait....BUT THIS CAN'T! So......Kash....Management....I am here to sweeten our match so EVERYONE in the world can see.
Crowd grows silent
CAREER vs CAREER!
Crowd goes ballistic
THERE YOU HAVE IT! Kash and Management, what do you say? Now do you want to book this match? Looks like everyone whats to see it. So....are you gonna pretend this conversation never existed? Or are you gonna give me and Siaki our match?
Crowd chants "Let's go Siaki!" Let's go Serra!" Let's go Siaki!" Let's go Serra!"..
Siaki walks out onto the stage wearing his game face. The challenge is accepted
Pat: Man oh man oh man oh..
Dudley: Man oh man oh man oh...
Sly: Man oh man oh man oh..
Larry: Man oh man oh man oh..
Joe: Man oh man oh man oh..
Quagmire: Man oh man oh man oh..
Peter: Boy oh b- I mean, man oh man oh man! This is what EFedding is all about! I can't believe this match is about to happen!
Pat: I can't believe that this match isn't being shown on TV!
Joe: Well, Kash did seem like he was pushed into a corner by Ryusuke. Perhaps Shuri threatened to quit if it didn't happen.
Quagmire: I think it was more a case of Shuri feeling that he had to somehow "get the monkey off his back".
Peter: Sheesh, that's one big freaking monkey! King Kong eat your freaking heart out!
Larry: I've tried monkey heart. When I was on tour with Power Uti's promotion in Nigeria they served it to us while it was still beating. Boy, there isn't a finer aphrodisiac on earth--except maybe monkey penis, but only when they're circumcised.
Peter: God, I love Larry.
Larry: Hey, you're not too bad yourself, fatty. The cripple and the pervert I could do without, though.
Quagmire: Hey, I'm no perve- oh, wait, I forgot, I am... Well, at least I don't go around eating circumcised monkey penis.
Joe: No, you just stick them in your ass. Oh, and the prefered term is handicapped, Larry, and if you don't want me to show you how handicap-able I can be, you'll keep that filthy mouth of yours firmly closed.
Pat: OK, folks, lets settle down here.
Quagmire: If this is just a dark match, how come we're all out here? Like, just who are we meant to be announcing for?
Pat: That's a good questio- wait, Kash is talking to me through my earpiece..... OK... Uhuh... Oh my god! Guys, we're out here calling this for the DVD of this match.
Peter: Wow, that thing will make Kash a lot'a'lot'a dough! But I don't give a shit about all of that, I just wanna see these two put a hurting on one another.
Pat: Just look at the former two time World Heavyweight champion. He truly means business here tonight, folks.
Siaki walks down the ramp -cracking his knuckles- and makes his way towards the ring steps. He lets out a primal scream and walks up them with purpose.
Joe: Looks like Siaki has a lot of built up aggression!
Sly: Surely that has a lot to do with the way Ma$$ walked out on him in their tag team title defence. I would not like to be that man when Siaki finds him.
Dudley: That was the smartest thing he's ever done in his life.
Peter: No way, this is the hugest match ever. Siaki isn't thinking about that asshole Ma$$ right now.. Siaki is ready to get down to some serious bone breaking.
Pat: Well, either way, it looks like he's going to let that aggression out in a few seconds.
Siaki enters the ring and stands in the opposite corner to Ryusuke, who looks more than ready to go in this ultimate dream match. Both men are staring daggers at each other as the buzz from the crowd begins to morph into a constant roar.
The duel chants begin.
"LETS GO SHURI-SIAKIS GONNA KILL YOU!
LETS GO SHURI-SIAKIS GONNA KILL YOU!"
Ring announcer Greggory Samuels gets into the ring and the crowd are ready to burst with excitement.
Greggory Samuels: Ladieees aaannnd Gentlemen, I give you THE... DREEEEAAAMMMM! Match of theeee... CEEENNNTUUUURRRYYYYY.
#%*Crowd go BALLISTIC!*%#
In the corner to my right is a man who was the first wrestler to ever win the JBW and EWNCW World Championships, and is a former WARFare World Heavyweight Tag Team Champion. He entered JBW amid controversy, but has won us all over with his intensity and character, he is from Los Angeles, California, he stands five feet nine inches, and weighs in at twooo huuunndred and twenty pounds, I give you.... Ryuuuusuuuukeeee "Shhuuurrriiiikeeennnn Bllllaaaaade" Seeeerrrraaaaa!!!!!!!
#%*CROWD GO BESERK*%#
Aaaannnndd hiis opponent... From San Diego, California.. He is a former twooo tiiiimme Maaayyyheem World Heavyweight Champion, and a former Mayhem World Heavyweight Tag Team Champion... He is a man that has embodied the spirit of JBW like no other, and is a champion through and through; he stands an impressive six feet fiiive inches; he weighs in at a rock solid twooo hhuuunnndreeed and eeeiigghty fiivee pounds... I give you, Psssyyyyyochooooo Sssiiiiaaaaakiiiiii
#%*CROWD LOSE THEIR MINDS*%#
The referee calls both men into the middle of the ring and goes over the rules of this career ending contest. He asks them to shake hands, and after a few seconds pause, they concede and give into respect.
Pat: Here we go, folks, this one is underway.
The referee rings the bell.