Ape's RAW Peel and *NEW* SmackDown Smoothie (monkey around here)

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Originally Posted by Iron Ape

I just pre-ordered my hard-cover copy of From Washrags to Whistles: The Titus O'Neil Story. Can't wait until they tv movie that bitch.

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Will the television broadcast be sponsored by Tussin?

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Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin

Will the television broadcast be sponsored by Tussin?

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Damn straight, chief! (took that one from WB 1979 book)

Seth and Roman should maybe consider not letting their buddy The Deaner get his ass kicked by male pattern baldness.

So is Sheamus feuding with Wade Barrett or the Shield?

What exactly is the deal with wrestling fans wanting to touch the half-naked oiled bodies of their idols when they happen to be within molesting distance? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Iron Ape

What exactly is the deal with wrestling fans wanting to touch the half-naked oiled bodies of their idols when they happen to be within molesting distance? :confused:

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Have you ever touched a half-naked oiled man when he was in molesting distance?

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Originally Posted by Peter Kaymakcian

Have you ever touched a half-naked oiled man when he was in molesting distance?

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You won't know until you've done it. The urge is there.

The crowd is so silent for The Miz. His "AWESOMMMMMMEEEE!" echoed.

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Originally Posted by Iron Ape

Seth and Roman should maybe consider not letting their buddy The Deaner get his ass kicked by male pattern baldness.

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I've been a noted fan of his comb/brush forward for some time now. ;)

The only ending of Orton/Shield I want to see is if Orton is the bossman. Seriously, in Big Bossman gear.

I really hope I'm not the only one that instinctively hums Jack Swagger's new theme. It's just so contagious, patriotic and old school. D: