The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

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Originally Posted by akbar

In all seriousness I think Suarez is playing as good as RVP. They would have a good battle for second best, it's a shame they'll never catch the number 1 Olivier Giroud though.

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So kids, this is what alcohol can do to you:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by magglis

Talking to you make me money:confused:

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Or I sent you a care package... :cool:

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Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder

In his dreams!
And I didn't say that I liked Suarez, in fact, I said that I think he's a dick. I just said that he's a quality player, which is a fact.

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In my dreams Ryder terrorises you to an eventual suicide. :rolleyes:


:D

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Originally Posted by Y2Jryder

Think again:D

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I can take any guy on :p

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Originally Posted by Steve Austin

In my dreams Ryder terrorises you to an eventual suicide. :rolleyes:


:D

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Ryder makes me laugh. Suicide by laughter sounds like a good way to go :D

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Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder

In his dreams!
And I didn't say that I liked Suarez, in fact, I said that I think he's a dick. I just said that he's a quality player, which is a fact.

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You what i love more than bantering


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Nah,man i'm just jk like you did

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Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Or I sent you a care package... :cool:



In my dreams Ryder terrorises you to an eventual suicide. :rolleyes:


:D

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You make no sense;)

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Originally Posted by AshleyPunk

Oh dear so as Savile did, does he go for even younger??? :p

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I can only assume he does and has been doing so for years!

Lock your doors kids! :D

1, 2 Wade is coming for you! :cool:

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Originally Posted by Tommy Thunder

Ryder makes me laugh. Suicide by laughter sounds like a good way to go :D

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I do my best to entertain everybody, even United fans:D

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Originally Posted by Y2Jryder

So kids, this is what alcohol can do to you:rolleyes:

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Weed isn't alcohol;)


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If you know what I mean;)


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No I don't know what I mean either :o

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Originally Posted by Y2Jryder

I do my best to entertain everybody, even United fans:D

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Doing your bit for charity! :p

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Originally Posted by magglis

You make no sense;)

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How original... :rolleyes:


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