You join Cobra Army and we destroy HWA! OKay?

Do you remember me Frenchy?

You bring me cookie or you go to labour camp! Reichmarschall Sully and Field Marshall AYS are waiting! gehen auf einmal!

CI: Cobra Army take out JBW and you cause you do too much of the talk! We stand strong cause army unite and no fear showing! LAce up the boots and put on cowboy hat cause we take care of the business!

You alway say you to busy! You need booster of the energy so you can use the pen to write show!

You no get hand for the help! You write it the show or you get taken by army and they not nice!

Alabama no in Iceland!

You no from Wales cause you in Alabama! Don't bring that which you don't GOT!

You put mouth where foot is and I cut it off with Iceland ice pick! You no being the insult to me cause my army wait in wings and eagle has claws sharpened for you!

You find missing piece and you put it in safe place with lock.

When you get in the cross war you do battle with Great Cobra and I twist ankle and bring the pain!

IC: You no know how the war works! We being Cobra Army and we make you do 23 pushups and then you throw up and give up! Now get out of my face maggot!!

You write good show and I give you my hat.

I am the Great Cobra and I am the future if the HWA! I bring the army and Broc bring recruits and we conquer all!

Who did the writing on the behalf of the Cobra?! I no say shall. I no know what a shall is! Maybe that what a turtle lives in? We no have the turtle in Iceland cause they no like us!

Name: Great Cobra

Alignment: Front alignment make car drive straight!

Weight 205lbs Hgt: 6 ft

Gimmick: Man who lead army to greatness!

Wrestling Style: brawler

You have the move, the banger, right?

We having the 3 way cause EWNCW creative no write show no more! We keep fans happy and we give them 3 way so they watch it! You can ref, okay? New title is the TV title and it shiny golden belt!

You, me, and Rillas in 3 way for titles? We meet at special on TV tonight!

IC: Good Ole Boys we take your titles and we where them proud!

You no have class! I am all about the classyness!

You have partner? You go find partner and Good Ole Boys make the quick work of you!

You no take me title cause I no have title! Cobra Army no need titles cause we have muscles from climbing mountain in Icy Iceland! You join the army and we give them to you! You be royal private...

IC: Her? You marry Jenny? Thunda no like sound of that and he very angry like incredible hulk expect he no turn green!

Tank you! I do best as I can.