Spears: So when do the fans of JBW get to see a true wrestler like me on the show?

What are we talking about fellas?

Good afternoon IWA, how are we all?

Hello TWE, how are we all today?

What's up everyone?

Spears: Or perhaps enlarged and undeserved ego blinds you. Probably that.

Spears: Don't think for one second that title will be your's for much longer. I'm here now, so well...you should be scared. A piece of trash like you doesn't deserve gold around his waist.

Spears: So who wants to run their mouth against me now?

Spears: But you brag about little you have done. I led over 50 successful combat missions, I survived being shot taking a bullet for SecDef, I was an All-American 2x. You've won a couple of belts,...

Spears: You name all of those men, and they have one thing in common, they aren't me. You don't know what you getting yourself into Smyth by trying to out talk me, or even try to outwit me. You are a...

Spears: Ahh it's you again, of course you're here. Where else are you to go? No one else wants to see you, be around you, or even have to think about you.

Spears: But see...now that I'm here, the closest you'll ever get to the JBW World Heavyweight Championship is watching it be put around my waist.

Spears: Good afternoon Eddie. Nice to meet you. And might I say...if you don't get in my way, we won't have a problem either, ok? Great!

Spears: I would actually care about what you said if you spoke proper English idiot.

Anyone want to IC?

Thank you! Same here.

Spears: Good afternoon JBW!

Spears: Good afternoon IWA!

Congrats Bear, that's great news!

Spears: Good afternoon EWNCW!

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Spears: Oh! Right...ComicCon must be coming into town...getting your Batman costume ready? Make sure you get a good mask to hide that ugly mug of your's!

Spears: I was actually in the Navy. And I am straight, but actually am not homophobic like you and have no problem with them. And well, are you to dilute the fact and try to convince yourself that...

I am, but thank you! I hope I'm ok at ICing!

Spears: Oh I'm sorry, you must be very impatient when it comes to getting your food. Have to eat it all before your mom gets here to pick you up?

Spears: So...you're basically, from what you just told me about yourself...a wannabe? Got it, understood! And nice, real mature to make homosexual jokes. You probably are that guy who waits for...