Naw, you're just a grade-A asshat.

What crawled up your ass and died? Who the hell are you? Maybe you should try a different birth control if your period is too hard for you.

Damn it's been awhile.

What have you asshats been up to? I trust my character is doing well.

o.o; o.O O.o

Side rant before major point: Like those overpaid assholes need more money. Padding your own pockets is more important than having fun representing your country to play a game?

Official point:...

This very quote is why the Japanese are a better Baseball Nation. Americans are so stupidly offense focused it's not funny. They don't even care enough about defense to send their best pitchers.

There are plenty of others I never mentioned. Jimmy Rollins is on there. Ryan Braun. Brian Roberts. Did I say Heath Bell? Brian fucking McCann--4 time Silver Slugger! The point is very simple: The...

Dat Ass D:

I'd move to Deutschland, but I'm not sure what kind of culture shock I'd get myself into.

I present the 2009 Roster: Here

Derek Jeter would like a word with you. And Evan Longoria. Chipper Jones. David Wright. Kevin Youkilis. Roy Oswald and Jake Peavy. Ted Lily. JJ Putz. They finished...

Doesn't the American Team get it's ass WHIPPED against Japanese and Central American teams in international play?

Caffeine? Really? Caesar isn't in there, but Caffeine is? I give up on THQ making any sense.

Naw, if the WWE got a hold of that one, it'd go to the Rock for more Cena-bashing.

Wasn't Dolph's first Post-Spirit gimmick introducing himself to everyone?

Kids these days!

Soon the day will come that you will ALL HAIL CAESAR!

It still doesn't look like a professional wrestling belt. At best it looks like a Youtube show belt.

Hmmm... Someone here is claiming "All Hail Caesar"? Tsk Tsk Tsk, what a waste.

It happens?

I don't know, I don't think the WWE wants to rip off TNA--or, at least, what TNA will be doing for their next PPV.

In the immortal words of someone I'm sure is close to your heart: "What?"

Wowza. That was crazy.

That was worth a Jolly. I liked the "Willy Teaches French" related video too.

How was that? Haven't seen it yet.

We will see. We will see.

Veni, vidi, vici was cultured enough--for an American. Guess I can't expect you to know "SPQR" or the like. Oh well.

I hope so. Whom do I contact about joining this... "E-Fed"? What does the E stand for anyway? Emo? Evangelical?