Archer Black: How cute. It thinks it's people. Even better - it thinks it knows how to wrestle. I gotta find out who trained this chimp how to talk. And find out why they didn't teach it how to think.

Archer Black just stares at Gatling. In that odd, scary kind of way with his head tilted.

Archer Black: I will hurt you, Chris. I will hurt you in ways that break men and turn fighters into empty...

Archer Black gets a manic look in his eye...

Archer Black: So many teeth in your head. All the quarters I can get for them... Oh tooth fairy, wait til I see you after this...

By the way gang, I've been working on a little something for you guys... I started an art project. I'm planning to try and do pictures of IWA characters as a tribute to you guys. While I was out, all...

Archer Black: Spoken like a true puss. Thought you were a "real man"! What, scared of a little guy with an equalizer? Big man still riding on training wheels?

Archer Black: Awww, your memory's fuzzy? That's a shame. Don't worry, I can help!

*slips on a pair of ebony brass knuckles.*

Archer Black: (laughs) This is SO MUCH FUN. You remind me so much of my "little" brother. So pure and upstanding and virtuous and STUPID. You wanna talk about being from the South? I was born in...

Favorite Moment: Seeing the new title belt. Awesome sauce!
Best Match: A tie between Kayfabulous/HH and the main event. Terrific match writing all around.
Best Promo: Oscar Layman - er, LayFlair...

Archer Black: "Bitch move?" Are you talking about what your mother did when your pitiful ass was conceived?

I could justify what I did as "tactical strategy" but justifying myself to simple...

...

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... How come I never got told what kind of fish I ever got like that? It's weird... I'm not allergic to fish, but since the taste and consistency never agreed with me, I never really gave it a...

Catfish? Hmm never was a big fish person... but then again, the only fish I ever really had was fried. And it never agreed with my stomach. And I never knew what kind it was... Mom just said it was...

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Hi guys! How's Jabe today?

Hello all!

I know it's been a long time since I've been on the threads... and for that I apologize. Due to some issues with my job and, more lately my health, I was not in a position to be on EWN...

Hello all!

I know it's been a long time since I've been on the threads... and for that I apologize. Due to some issues with my job and, more lately my health, I was not in a position to be on EWN...

Hello all!

I know it's been a long time since I've been on the threads... and for that I apologize. Due to some issues with my job and, more lately my health, I was not in a position to be on EWN...

Hello all!

I know it's been a long time since I've been on the threads... and for that I apologize. Due to some issues with my job and, more lately my health, I was not in a position to be on EWN...

After break...

The camera goes backstage to find TWE's newest Vixxen, AshAttack, warming up for action later on tonight...

AshAttack: My start to TWE, has certainly been a whirlwind one, I...

Vera Cunningham: Wait - wait, someone's running t-towards the ring!

Jared Manning: Damn right it is - it's Xavier freaking Hightower... and he's got his friend from the hockey leagues!

The...

Back from commercial...

Jared Manning: Hey people, welcome back to TWE WarPath - where we've gotten -

Vera Cunningham: OH MY GOD, CHRIS DIVINE! CHRIS DIVINE IS HERE!!! EEEEEEEE!!!

Vera...

Darius steps back a bit and lets Divine speak.

Divine: Well folks, let's give a hand to your TWE World Champ, Van Darius!

Divine points to Darius, as the fans cheer.

Divine: See, Divine has...

TWE WarPath
4/24/2013

Mobile, AL

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The crowd is hyped and ready as the intro pyros go off and the...

It's coming...

You. Lucky. BASTARD.

*pouting fit*