Dear sir,

Your ideas are nonsensical and naff. Please stop talking. You may indeed be a tool but not a useful one. Please defer to the Allen Key

Regards,
Dw

Dear EWN,

I apologise for my recent absence. I have been very busy in matters of the legal sense, drawing up contracts for a friend of mine as he embarks on a wrestling career. Despite possessing...

This could get interesting

If Jesus can't direct you, what good is he?

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I have concluded it is a topic best left unconversated.

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Time is money Mr.McIntyre

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With your posting style Mr.McIntyre? I'd say it's unavoidable.

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Reliable - and legitimate - legal representation.

I am contractually prevented from commenting on my client. It's the Hippopotamus Oath I took when I became a legal doctor

Yes very funny fellas. I get it.

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I'm sure TDA had many good things to say about me. I am as good looking as the stories suggest. I give to charity - I even sponsor one of those poor African kiddies.....N'Gywanu or N'Gdudu or...

He would be your client too, if I'm not mistaken. Wouldn't you interviewing him create some sort of conflict of interest? I'm sure The Sleeper won't be too happy about that. But considering your...

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Someone wanna dish me some dirt?

It's always on the cards. I have my litigation hat on constantly