EWA - Official Discussion Thread

[VanHooliganX]

*Dingo pulls out an Aussie Rap song*
Dingo: Cut the beat, yo cut the beat. I'm sick of this crap. You can listen to this Rap.

It's Aussie. I'm using it. In fact this is my next theme music..

*Dingo looks frustrated at being bested by DJ. Fucking DJ of all people! punches him in the face.*

*DJ eventually gets up*
Funny how I'm the non-wrestler that takes every job
But besting you in an Epic Rap Battle should make you sob
I-*Van blasts down the background and backhands DJ out of the way*

Bitches don't care about you DJ or anything you feel
Especially me considering I'm EWAs top heel!

You're just a knockoff of CJ but a lot less tall *DJ majorly frowns and looks very upset*
But don't worry, I won't mention you have 1 ball!

Everyone around me here is a wannabe Van but with more friendships
You guys can suck each other off whilst I'll stand here with my Championships

[B-MCINTYRE]

*DJ eventually gets up*
Funny how I'm the non-wrestler that takes every job
But besting you in an Epic Rap Battle should make you sob
I-*Van blasts down the background and backhands DJ out of the way*

Bitches don't care about you DJ or anything you feel
Especially me considering I'm EWAs top heel!

You're just a knockoff of CJ but a lot less tall *DJ majorly frowns and looks very upset*
But don't worry, I won't mention you have 1 ball!

Everyone around me here is a wannabe Van but with more friendships
You guys can suck each other off whilst I'll stand here with my Championships

Dingo: Don't touch me
Cause I'm electric.
and if you touch me.
You get Shock, Shock SHOCKED!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Dingo: Don't touch me
Cause I'm electric.
and if you touch me.
You get Shock, Shock SHOCKED!

Notice my effort is lacking at 1 in the morning compared to yours...

[Destruction]

Rap Battles - Okay

Luke Turne:

You can call me Luke, and my brother Rob
If you play dirty, well CJ will suck your knob
Donny Jackson I see, you think you're Mr Funny,
Luke Turne is here, and I will kill your bunny
That's if you mess with me, if you do well then,
You'll have your ass kicked around England, by my agent called Ben
Mr Mac, you're fat, you Aussies suck off my cat
What is wrong with you Dingo, your hat looks like a twat
Maccie-D's is awesome - Burger King tasted like crap
Australia has as much fun as you have listening to this rap
So there's my rap, if you reply take your pick
You may have some balls but you still don't have a...

OOC: Right thanks Rob, I'll take everything into account. And Van for the top 15 count Turnes as 1

[VanHooliganX]

Notice my effort is lacking at 1 in the morning compared to yours...

:P Unlucky.

I'm digging that though. Other feds have serious discussions and bitchyness.

We have IC'ing, constructive criticism and ERB lol

[VanHooliganX]

Rap Battles - Okay

Luke Turne:

You can call me Luke, and my brother Rob
If you play dirty, well CJ will suck your knob
Donny Jackson I see, you think you're Mr Funny,
Luke Turne is here, and I will kill your bunny
That's if you mess with me, if you do well then,
You'll have your ass kicked around England, by my agent called Ben
Mr Mac, you're fat, you Aussies suck off my cat
What is wrong with you Dingo, your hat looks like a twat
Maccie-D's is awesome - Burger King tasted like crap
Australia has as much fun as you have listening to this rap
So there's my rap, if you reply take your pick
You may have some balls but you still don't have a...

OOC: Right thanks Rob, I'll take everything into account. And Van for the top 15 count Turnes as 1

Good rap :P
Also, will do pal Turnes are now 1 lol

[eyehatecena]

aight, will start using *'s again

I used to use them when typing up stuff in WORD, but they would format my text as bolded when I put them on both ends and the *'s would vanish- but will add them here when I post- but yeah, I agree, it breaks it up and makes it easier to read.

[eyehatecena]

I don't know what that is compared to °F but it's been 60s over here

Our week has been up and down- last weekend we had very severe weather- hail, a tornado, etc- and it was warm- then it got cool the next day- then up to the mid 70s, then now its cool again- 50s maybe. And I think its supposed to get to the 30s tonight- then up to 60s and 70s next week

[Shining Light]

I'm going to become a God tonight... I can feel it.

I'm already beginning the changes, I'm starting to gain a thorough understanding of why the IWC hates Cena

[Robareid]

I don't know what that is compared to °F but it's been 60s over here

68 in Farenheit