EWA - Official Discussion Thread

**VanHooliganX** · 02-28-2012, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by pauadrian

Heskey: good haven´t missed a thing

Oh god a Heskey rap. I can only imagine!

**pauadrian** · 02-28-2012, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

Oh god a Heskey rap. I can only imagine!

My name is Heskey I am from Leeds
That part was not true I am from Leicester City
I am rather fast and I am tall
KSOLAJIDEBT says I am a rather fast black man

Yeah this is the best part of the rap yall

ITS HESKEY TIME
My next anal recipe is Stevie G
but then again torres is trying to beat me
I will reclaim what is mine the worst in the world
and starting today you will fear me

that was good right?
right HEY YOU IDIOTS WAKE UP

**VanHooliganX** · 02-28-2012, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by pauadrian

My name is Heskey I am from Leeds
That part was not true I am from Leicester City
I am rather fast and I am tall
KSOLAJIDEBT says I am a rather fast black man

Yeah this is the best part of the rap yall

ITS HESKEY TIME
My next anal recipe is Stevie G
but then again torres is trying to beat me
I will reclaim what is mine the worst in the world
and starting today you will fear me

that was good right?
right HEY YOU IDIOTS WAKE UP

VHX: I want Heskey vs me for that new championship to decide who wins it!

**pauadrian** · 02-28-2012, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

VHX: I want Heskey vs me for that new championship to decide who wins it!

Heskey: DONE BITCH

Ivanho Heskey the Chuck Norris of Football
He got so many talents to easily drop your jaw
The way he dribbles down the side line and looks likely to the score
Then steps over but falls over and then misses the goal
He be the greatest to ever grace us with his two left feet
That's why we watch him like every week
Defenders get weak at the knees when he breezes past with ease
Please, don't you dare diss the messiah
A true patriot for the country, yeah he's taking us higher

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY

You think that you can
Bend it like Beckham, but can you bend it like Heskey?
The way he'll shoot, but curves it around
And end up in row Zee or row Z
And don't even get me started on his head
When he puts it down and gives you the eyes
You know it's

HESKEY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha
Bitch I'm Heskey
You don't wanna mess with me
If you do, you're gonna be my next anal recipe
I'm too quick for the sex offenders' list
I be over that
When I set my eyes on you, there's no escape
YOU KNOW THAT!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

Heskey
Yeah it's Heskey
Darn right it's Heskey
I told you it was Heskey

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

**VanHooliganX** · 02-28-2012, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by pauadrian

Heskey: DONE BITCH

Ivanho Heskey the Chuck Norris of Football
He got so many talents to easily drop your jaw
The way he dribbles down the side line and looks likely to the score
Then steps over but falls over and then misses the goal
He be the greatest to ever grace us with his two left feet
That's why we watch him like every week
Defenders get weak at the knees when he breezes past with ease
Please, don't you dare diss the messiah
A true patriot for the country, yeah he's taking us higher

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY

You think that you can
Bend it like Beckham, but can you bend it like Heskey?
The way he'll shoot, but curves it around
And end up in row Zee or row Z
And don't even get me started on his head
When he puts it down and gives you the eyes
You know it's

HESKEY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha
Bitch I'm Heskey
You don't wanna mess with me
If you do, you're gonna be my next anal recipe
I'm too quick for the sex offenders' list
I be over that
When I set my eyes on you, there's no escape
YOU KNOW THAT!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

Heskey
Yeah it's Heskey
Darn right it's Heskey
I told you it was Heskey

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

You don't know what you're messing with
This is Heskey kid He's the best there is
When he fakes his shot and hits with his left
He still, misses...HESKEY!

Copy and pasting Randolph's Heskey time song doesn't count.

**pauadrian** · 02-28-2012, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

Copy and pasting Randolph's Heskey time song doesn't count.

emile heskey
your a god
way too good for the aston villa squad
you became more than just a slob
like balotelli your in the mob
10 inches long, thats the size of your knob
you ass rape defenders, they sob sob sob
in the morning they wake up, throb throb throb
for breakfast you eat corn on the cob!

you're the best player ive ever seen
you're much more famous than the queen
big and black, you utter machine
you made kfc the national cuisine
dont get why all these kids are being mean
but dont worry ill push their car over in a ravine
brains and shit all over the windscreen
oh wait, they can't drive, they're only 13
ill still fuck them up, daily routine
hashtag winning, like charlie sheen

**VanHooliganX** · 02-28-2012, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by pauadrian

emile heskey
your a god
way too good for the aston villa squad
you became more than just a slob
like balotelli your in the mob
10 inches long, thats the size of your knob
you ass rape defenders, they sob sob sob
in the morning they wake up, throb throb throb
for breakfast you eat corn on the cob!

you're the best player ive ever seen
you're much more famous than the queen
big and black, you utter machine
you made kfc the national cuisine
dont get why all these kids are being mean
but dont worry ill push their car over in a ravine
brains and shit all over the windscreen
oh wait, they can't drive, they're only 13
ill still fuck them up, daily routine
hashtag winning, like charlie sheen