Artemis walks into the room, sees Dingo sitting at the bar, he takes a pool stick and cracks Dingo in the fucking head with it. Dingo drops his Foster's like a little girl and falls to the ground. Artemis goes outside, grabs a cage, goes back in, pulls down Dingo's pants and opens the cage on Dingo's ass. At that moment a young Kangaroo comes out and literally begins fucking Dingo and then begins beating the shit out of him. As Dingo tries to get up, Artemis puts his foot on his head and pulls out a Samuel Adams, drinks some of it and pours the rest of it onto Dingo's head.
Artemis Eclipse: "Greetings from Boston, Bitch."
At this time Luke Turne walks in, Artemis notices and runs after him. Luke sees Artemis running and runs out faster than a gay man seeing a sale on Logo and Bravo shows on DVD.
OOC: On a side note, I'm back. I kind of passed out. Sleep rules. Either way, I think "Greetings From Boston, Bitch" will be a new move for Artemis.