EWA Fury Episode 6
EWA Fury Theme Song: Hollywood Undead “Young”
**CROWD GOES CRAZY**
HS: Hello and welcome to episode six of Fury! We're live from Manchester, England and tonight we deal with the aftermath of our New Year's Eve Supershow!
RG: Well we've only just found out that Alex Kidd will be defending his World Title against none other than our freak of a GM, Christopher Jackson. And that match will be happening... right now!
The world champ, boo this man
HS: Here comes the Champion! One has got to be wondering what state his mind is in after the New Year's Eve...
RG: Can we just get on with this? This match is gonna be a shambles!
HS: Someone's in the middle of their menstrual cycle
RG: Fuck you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAPAfZMmCIk]It’s Wacko Jacko! [/URL]
HS: And here's the GM! Doesn't he look strong? He's definitely my favourite to win this match!
RG: We all know this dick is gonna lose. Come on Kidd! Kick his arse!
The bell rings
Kidd tries a superkick
CJ ducks
Right hook from CJ!
PIN!
1
2
Rich: Nooooooooooooo!
3!!!!!!
HS: JACKSON WINS! JACKSON WINS! JACKSON IS OUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
RG. Fuck.My.Life
HS: And the crowd is going electric! Our GM is the new World Champion!
*CJ wakes up in a Prison Cell and slowly gets to his feet. He looks around and sighs*
CJ: What a dream...
*His Cell Door opens and standing in front of him is a Police Officer*
PO: Alright Jackson, your free to go
CJ: Really? But I was told it would be at least two weeks before I was released!
PO: Well someone paid your bail money... so we're just letting you go
CJ: And this is never going to be mentioned again?
PO: Well considering the fact that it would ruin the exciting story lines that Rob has planned for you *The Officer winks at CJ*, no it isn't going to be mentioned again
CJ: Thank Christ! I thought my life was ruined! I'll see you later then
PO: Before you leave... please tell me that isn't shit in the corner?
CJ: I was too tired to walk to the toilet. Bye!
*CJ walks out the Cell whistling "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life"*
EWA Fury Theme Song: Hollywood Undead “Young”
**CROWD GOES CRAZY**
HS: Hello and welcome to episode six of Fury! We're live from Manchester, England and tonight we deal with the aftermath of our New Year's Eve Supershow!
RG: Well we've only just found out that Alex Kidd will be defending his World Title against none other than our freak of a GM, Christopher Jackson. And that match will be happening... right now!
The world champ, boo this man
HS: Here comes the Champion! One has got to be wondering what state his mind is in after the New Year's Eve...
RG: Can we just get on with this? This match is gonna be a shambles!
HS: Someone's in the middle of their menstrual cycle
RG: Fuck you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAPAfZMmCIk]It’s Wacko Jacko! [/URL]
HS: And here's the GM! Doesn't he look strong? He's definitely my favourite to win this match!
RG: We all know this dick is gonna lose. Come on Kidd! Kick his arse!
The bell rings
Kidd tries a superkick
CJ ducks
Right hook from CJ!
PIN!
1
2
Rich: Nooooooooooooo!
3!!!!!!
HS: JACKSON WINS! JACKSON WINS! JACKSON IS OUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
RG. Fuck.My.Life
HS: And the crowd is going electric! Our GM is the new World Champion!
*CJ wakes up in a Prison Cell and slowly gets to his feet. He looks around and sighs*
CJ: What a dream...
*His Cell Door opens and standing in front of him is a Police Officer*
PO: Alright Jackson, your free to go
CJ: Really? But I was told it would be at least two weeks before I was released!
PO: Well someone paid your bail money... so we're just letting you go
CJ: And this is never going to be mentioned again?
PO: Well considering the fact that it would ruin the exciting story lines that Rob has planned for you *The Officer winks at CJ*, no it isn't going to be mentioned again
CJ: Thank Christ! I thought my life was ruined! I'll see you later then
PO: Before you leave... please tell me that isn't shit in the corner?
CJ: I was too tired to walk to the toilet. Bye!
*CJ walks out the Cell whistling "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life"*
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