EWA: Elite Wrestling Alliance Show Thread

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*The Camera shows an arena full of people, chanting to see the hellcats, here in Milan, Italy. Lilian Garcia is in the ring preparing to do her job for the evening*

Lilian Garcia: Hello everyone, and welcome to EWA, Girls Night Out! Tonight, we have an eight woman tournament, with the winner becoming the first EWA Hellcats Champion! It will be held in an elimination format, starting now.

I have a Hardy

Lilian Garcia: Now for our first contest. On her way to the ring, from Cornwall, England, weighing 110lbs, Lita Hardy! Shit no, fucked up again, IVA HARDY!

*Iva Hardy emerges from behind the curtain, to a huge pop from the crowd. She makes her way down to the ring, wearing her boyfriends Johnny Hot's shirt, which incites a few boo's, but most people are glad to see her*

Iva Hardy: Hello, EWA, I am joined, by my guest at this time, Iva Hardy! Iva, can you win today

No! What? Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Okay then. Tonight, you have to go through the sufferer of Tourettes, Ette Tour. She is an unknown force in EWA, but are you frightened of the challenge?

Please Iva, I'm anything but. Just like my Cliquester boyfriend Johnny Hot, I will make an impact, and defeat whoever I need to defeat

There are 2 sisters, in this tournament, Sasha and Barbie Panzer. Do you feel they have more of a chance, due to working together, or will this tournament drive them apart?

I'll go with the latter

Ok, finally, what would it mean to you, if you could become EWA's first Hell Cat's Champion?

It would mean a lot Iva, more than you could imagine

It's Ette TouCUNTr

Lilian Garcia: And her opponent Now approaching the ring, from parts unknown, weighing 130lbs, She is ETTE TOUR!

*Ette Tour emerges from behind the curtain, to a hell load of boo's. She doesn't mind though, and just slowly walks down to the ring*

Ette Tour: So SHIT Iva Hardy, tonight I TESTICALS face you, in the MOTHERFUCKING tournament to crown a Hell FUCK Cat's Champion. But why look no NIPPLES futher, than yours truly. I will beat you from England to CUNT here, and back, and tonight, you're just a failing ASSHOLE. Yeah, that

Iva Hardy vs Ette Tour
Mickie/Iva Madison/Ette

Ignore Outside Interference, and watch until 11:39

*As you saw if you watched the video, Iva just landed a flapjack then kicked up. Ette Tour slowly gets to her feet, and Iva kicks Tour in the midsection, and goes for the Slagathon Jackhammer, but she struggles to get Tour up fully in the air. Ette counters, and similar to Ryback, lifts Iva on her shoulders, and go for the Fucking Shit F5, but Iva rolls through into a Crucifix Pin*

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Lilian Garcia: And your winner, Iva Hardy!

*Iva Hardy celebrates in the ring to the crowd's delight, while Ette Tour goes back up the ramp, cursing on the way. Iva says she's going to the top, as the camera cuts to Ashley Ion backstage*

Ashley Ion: Hey, I’m Ashley Ion. You’ll probably know me best as the head interviewer over of Fury. But tonight that changes, because tonight is Girls Night Out. Tonight I’ve been given the chance to show a different side of me, my kick-ass side. Along with seven other gals, I get to showcase my in ring talents in a way that we’d never be allowed to do at WWE or TNA, we’ve actually got a whole event dedicated to us, and we’re actually going to be wrestling for over a minute at a time.

The prize for the victor, the Hellcats championship, soon to be the most illustrious female championship in the world. If any of us says we’re not in this thing to win it, then they’re either lying or stupid. Wanting to win is human nature, and I’m going to try and come out as the Alpha-Female. I’m Ashley Ion, a highflyer just like my brother, and if all goes to plan then the last thing a lot of the gals in this tournament are going to see is me jumping off the top turnbuckle and hitting my devastating 450 splash.

Lillian Garcia: And from the great state of New York- April Snow

Ms April Snow

*A very stunning women- in all black Goth garb(think Daffeny) walks to the ring to a nice pop even though the fans have no idea who she is. Lillian hands her the mic *

April: Thank you Lillian. Once I heard about EWA starting up a women’s division- the Hell Cat division, I jumped at the chance to sign up. Not many feds actually give us women much of a chance which is a shame. And in my debut match here in EWA- I actually get a chance to move on in a tournament to name the very first EWA Hell Cat Champion- How cool is that?

*Crowd pops*

April: Now I’ve wrestled all over Mexico and Japan so I’m well versed in every style- unlike most of the women here- much like my opponent- Ashley Ion. Ashley is just one of those chicks that get by on looks along, she probably slept her way into this company

*The crowd starts booing her now *

April: Look, I couldn’t care less if you cheer me or boo me. I know I don’t have to lay on my back to gain a position in this company. I’m here to get by on my talent alone. It just so happens that I’m the hottest women here too, unlike the rest of the sleaze bags in the back. At the end of the night- I will be the first Hell Cat Champion

Lillian Garcia: And April Snow's oppenent for the night, hailing from Los Angelos, Fury interviewer- Ashley Ion

Ashley Ion

*Ashley Ion, looking as lovely as ever, makes her way to the ring to a pretty big pop from the crowd. She climbs to the ring apron, blows the fans kisses, then enters the ring. April walks up to and gives her a slap to the face. Ashley goes to hit her back but the ref steps in and separates the two- sending them to separate corners *

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Ashley Ion vs April Snow
Ashley/Hamada ……April/Daffney

*Stop watching @ 6:55 *

*April Snow has knocked Ashley Ion off the ring apron onto the arena floor, then jumps down and hits Ashley with a double axe handle on the way down, knocking her into the barricades near the fans. The ref starts to count them out *

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*April lifts Ashley up and Irish Whips her into the side of the ring. Ashley drops to the floor in pain, but April, with all the strength she has, picks Ashley up and shoves her into the ring, then enters the ring herself. April drags Ashley to the middle of the ring then races to the corner, climbing to the top turnbuckle. She lets out a loud scream before jumping off for a frog splash, missing Ashley because she rolled out the way. Both women slowly get to their feet, but Ashley is still a little woozy after all the punishment she has been through. April tries for an enzugiri, but Ashley ducks it and immediately goes right into a crippler cross face on April so fast it even catches the ref off guard. April struggles to get free, but refuses to tap out. April slowly inches her way toward the ropes, eventually making it there and grasping the bottom ring rope to force Ashley to break the hold, yet she refuses to let go, forcing the ref to start a DQ count *

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*Ashley finally lets go, but the damage has been done. Ashley drags April away from the ropes and applies a rear chin lock on April, further wearing April down. Ashley lets go to get a better grip, and when she does that, April jerks her head back hitting Ashley in the face with as much force as she can muster. Ashley is knocked back and falls on her butt, but quickly gets back up. April, weakened crawls to the ropes and pulls her self up. As she starts to back away from the ropes, Ashley is waiting right behind her hitting her with the Hostile Makeover, yes TNA’s Zema Ion’s move- except Ashley actually looks hot while doing it *



*Ashley covers April for the pin *

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WINNER- Ashley Ion

Lillian Garcia: And now for the third match of the night. Introducing first- straight from a trailer park. What the hell? A trailer park? Bertha Ray

Bertha Ray- and yes, this is her theme song

*Bertha Ray, looking like a low rent ODB, makes her way out on the ramp with a cup in hand- she spits some tobacco in it and starts heading to the ring. Bertha enters the ring, and spits the rest of her tobacco into the cup and places it in the corner. She then takes the mic from Lillian- the crowd hates her *

Bertha Ray: * Looking at Lillian * Now git da fuck out ma way ya shank. We all know you could not hack it in WWE anymore since ya turning into an old hag *Lillian, still a very hot woman, just looks at Bertha mouthing WTF? * Now as to the reason I’m ma here- well let me tell ya. Sasha Panzer and I had crossed paths before in da indies. And out of da blue, she called meh and told me about EWA starting a womens division. And since I needed da money after getting busted for making meth- I figured why da fuck not sign meh ass up

*The crowd is chanting METH HEAD! METH HEAD! METH HEAD! *

Bertha: Shut ya fuckin traps ya cunts. Now Sasha got ma foot in the door- but I decided to make an impact as soon as I could. Ma first week here- well I saw dat PAIN! interviewer Faith just standing in da hall, looking all purty and proper. She wuz calling out for an ass whooping and well I wuz just da one to give it to her. And I wuz givin it to her good I tell ya- until that skanky ass Barbie Doll, her redneck Ken fuck buddy, and some funny talking Irish guy showed up, along with some security dude. Dey had to ruin it- but it got meh ma first match here, against the Barbie Doll. I embarrassed that skank beyond belief. And I had da match won until Ken Doll made his way out. And the week after on PAIN!- Barbie Doll was in her home town of Berlin- well ma girl Sasha and I beat da fuck out of her when she was doing her sappy – Oh I’m glad to be home blah blah blah I ma skank speech.

*The crowd is booing the fuck out of her now *

Bertha: And we were beating that skanks ass good until da purty, proper Faith stuck her skank ass into the picture, helping out da Barbie Doll. I’ll deal with da bitch Faith in time. But now, NOW! I get to fuck that Barbie Doll up again, and move on in the tournament and win that Bitch Cat Belt . Here ya go ole hag *Bertha throws the mic back to Lillian *

Lillian: And her opponent- hailing from Berlin Germany- Barbie Panzer

The lovely Barbie Panzer

*Barbie Panzer, dressed in ring wear like Trish Stratus and looking smoking hot, comes out to massive cheers. She stands on the stage and soaks in the cheers before heading to the ring. She walks up the stairs, walks to the ropes and straddles them Velvet Sky style- the crowd is loving it. Once she has finished shaking her fine ass, she immediately goes after Bertha Ray *

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Barbie Panzer vs Bertha Ray
Barbie/Sarah Stock…….Bertha/Sara del Rey

*Stop watching @13:33- Barbie is in a weakened state in the corner after Bertha catches a lucky break as the match had been pretty even up to this moment *

*Bertha Ray walks towards the middle of the ring and gloats- the crowd starts throwing stuff into ring- drinks, trash, food- pretty much everything *

*Bertha looks down and sees a hotdog in a wrapper. She removes the hotdog and walks over to Barbie and starts slapping her face with it *

Bertha: Bet ya used to that whore *Bertha then smashes it in her face *

*Bertha turns around and starts gloating again and as she does that, Barbie wipes her face off, jumps up and tackles Bertha. Barbie is just pummeling the hell out of her and Barbie, on Bertha’s back- starts to yank Bertha’s hair causing the ref to start a DQ count *

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*Barbie lets go, but pulls Bertha up by the hair again then applies a rear chin lock. Bertha starts panicking, waving her arms around grabbing at whatever she can, and she finds something to grab. The ref, near by, is caught by Bertha’s grip. Bertha starts pulling on him, pulling him into Barbie. The more the ref struggles, the more Bertha yanks him. Fed up, Barbie finally lets go of the chinlock and shoves the ref out the way. Barbie immediately gets to her feet and grabs Bertha’s leg, then pulls her towards the middle of the ring. Barbie quickly applies and an ankle lock that would impress Kurt Angle *

A jealous sister

*Sasha Panzer makes her way out, and rushes to ringside trying to distract Barbie- who does not budge- Barbie is focused, and Bertha is screaming out in pain and it looks like she is about to tap out *
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*Sasha then jumps on the ring apron, and the ref goes to her to send her away. Instead, Sasha grabs him and gives him a passionate kiss. While this is going on, Bertha is tapping out, but the ref, well he is just enjoying the attention. Sasha then unbuckles the refs belt and pulls on it to get him closer. The ref is having the time of his life- but what the ref does not know- Sasha has redone his belt buckle, but managed to wrap part of the belt around the ring rope *

*Barbie is fed up seeing all this as she had the match won with Bertha tapping out. She lets go of the hold and rushes towards the ref and Sasha. Barbie tries pushing the ref away and goes to grab Sasha, but Sasha jumps off the ring apron. Barbie tries helping the ref get out of his…um situation- which she does *

*While this is going on, Bertha has made it to her feet despite the one leg hurting her, and clumsly spears Barbie from behind, knocking her into the ref. With the ref and Barbie temporarily down, Sasha grabs Bertha’s tobacco filled spitting cup and gets back on the ring apron- in front of the ref. She goes to hand the cup to Bertha, but the ref gets up at the same time, causing the contents of the cup to fly into Bertha’s face. Sasha jumps off the apron and hightails it to the back *

*Bertha, blinded for the moment, is running around the ring like a chicken with its head cut off, while Barbie has recover and is catching a quick breather. Once Bertha comes her way though- Barbie hits her with a superkick, nearly taking her head off. Barbie is quick to pin her.

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WINNER- Barbie Panzer

*Barbie is still in the ring after her hard fought match when….. *

Sasha Panzer- kid sister of Barbie

*Sasha Panzer, wearing the most revealing ring attire allowed, walks to the ring accompanied by Kid Wonder and Paul Conrad of Two of a Kind. Sasha is walking in front of them and they are both just staring at her ass the whole way down to the ring- once at the ring, she turns around and catches them and starts bitching them out. Both Kid and Paul apologize, then both hop on the ring apron and hold open the ropes for her to enter- which she does. Sasha then demands that Kid Wonder gets her a mic. Barbie is still in the ring- leaning against a corner after a hard fought match *

Sasha: Ha! Barbie, you think you’re gonna win this tournament? Well you have another thing coming. I brought me some backup. Two men to watch my back. Two men to ensure that I will win this thing and be the first ever Hell Cat Champ. And those two men- Kid Wonder and Paul Conrad of Two of a Kind, the EWA Tag Team champions. And with them by my side I can achieve any th….

*Two of a Kind slowly makes their way towards Barbie, but she just slaps Conrad down, and kicks Wonder low. Two of a Kind have a more menacing look on their faces, but get's interrupted by...*

The Panzer Division- Karl and Oli

*Karl and Oli, dressed all in black, sprint down to the ring and with a mic in hand. They both then enter the ring and stand in front of Barbie*

Karl: *Speaking to Sasha * Whoa lil sis, for one thing, these guys are tools. I hope you didn’t have to suck them both off to get them to do your bidding.

*Kid and Conrad look at each other with excitement at the thought of possibly getting sucked off, while still in Pain! *

Sasha: I’m not that desperate. No, I just went up to them and asked. I told them who my family is here in EWA. They hate you, they hate you all. And they will help me win

Oli: Think again Sasha. Karl and I are here to ensure that nothing gets in the way of Barbie winning this thing. She is the only woman here worth being champion, she is EWA, she is….

Sasha: What the hell? I’m fucking family too. You’re both going to stick up for her? That’s it, I disown you all. You can all go to hell*Sasha starts to tear up*

It's the boss

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Bellamy: Waity wait girls, hold up here. Mr. McGiven has put me in charge of tonight, as I am the only general manager who likes women. Now, I'm here to inform you Sasha, that I respect you, I think you are a terrific competitor, and I would like to stick my cock in your ass. Barbie, I could say the same thing about you. However, this is not the way sisters are supposed to act, letting men do their work for them. Conrad, Wonder, it's bad enough either The Panzers or The Turnes will take your titles in the near future, but now you get involved personally? Well I've got a way to fix that, Paul Conrad, Kid Wonder OUT OF THE BUILDING *The Crowd Pops Huge*

Come out here security, and escort these off the premises, THEN DO THE SAME TO KARL AND OLI! *The Previous Crowd Pop, has now been silenced, no pop, no heat, just general observation, watching security out of the building.* Now listen guys in the back, this is GIRLS Night Out, so I'd rather you not get involved, because if you do, this arena, you will get banned from life

Have a Nice Day, and be Like. The. Boss.

*The ring is cleared and Lillian enters the ring *

Lillian Garcia: And introducing Sasha’s opponent tonight- hailing from New Orleans, Louisiana, Faith Lefur, also known as the interviewer on PAIN!

The smoking hot Faith LefLur


*Faith, in a small gold top and long gold pants, makes her way on the ramp with a mic in hand. She comes out to a pretty big pop as the EWA fans love their beautiful interviewers *

Faith: Hello EWA! *The crowd pops louder * I said HELLO EWA! *the crowd pops even louder * Wow, what a rush. A few months ago I entered this company as a nobody. I guess you could say I was just another pretty face. But as weeks went by, I got more comfortable here. So comfortable I decided to also train for a career in wrestling. And the first person I thought of to train me- Barbie Panzer. It soon came to be Mike Muir, Karl and Oil Panzer joining in training me. I owe it all to them. And tonight, on Girls Night Out, well I plan on making them all proud. I plan on make you the fans proud. I love you guys! EWA fans are the best

*The crowd starts chanting EWA EWA EWA EWA *

Faith: And tonight- Sasha, I plan on beating your ass, again. And if, NO, when I make it to the final match, well I plan on coming out the victor and will be the first EWA Hell Cat Champion.

*Faith drops the mic and runs out to the ring *

Sasha Panzer vs Faith Leflur
Trish/Sasha... Lita/Faith

Ignore Entrances and Watch Until 7:37

*Faith has Sasha up for a powebomb, but Sasha reverses into a hurricrana, which sends Faith sitting down, leaning against the bottom turnbuckle. The crowd knows what's coming next, and they start cheering and throwing 5 Euros Notes into the ring. Sasha pulls down her trunks to reveal a tremendous(hey Ben its a nice skinny ass, lol) ass, and shoves it in Faith's face. About 30 seconds later she releases and covers*

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WINNER- Sasha Panzer

Lilian Garcia: And your winner, Sasha Panzer

*Immediately after Sasha beats Faith, Lillian Garcia enters the ring with a mic in hand *

Lillian Garcia: And with that win, Sasha Panzer moves onto the next round, which starts right now. Her opponent is Ashley Ion

Ashley Ion

*Ashley, looking as lovely as ever, rushes down to the ring ready for action, Faith makes her way out the ring heading backstage. Sasha looks a bit upset that she has no break between matches *

Sasha Panzer vs Ashley Ion
Sasha/Sweet Saraya……Ashley/Britani Knight

*stop watching @ 7:18 *

*After Sasha had been basically had the upperhand for most of the match thus for, Ashley finally caught a lucky break, knocking Sasha down to the mat. Ashley grabs Sasha’s legs, pulls them up and spreads them out. She kicks Sasha in the crouch a few times, then finally head butts her in the crouch. Ashley then quickly goes for the pin, hoping to end this now. *

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*Ashley then sits on Sasha’s chest, and pulls her head up with one hand, and slamming her forearm into Sasha’s face a few times until the ref pulls Ashley off. Ashley goes to the corner of the ring and climbs up to the middle rope and launches herself off with a knee drop to Sasha’s face, then goes for the pin yet again *

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Kickout yet again by Sasha, she just will not give up

*Ashley goes back up to the middle rope and launches off again, but this time Sasha gets her feet up and Ashley crashes into them face first and both women are down, both writhing in pain. Sasha, using the ropes. gets to her feet first,. Ashley is able to get up too, and she hits Sasha with a series of rights, then a forearm, and finally a quick clothesline which knocks Sasha back down to the mat again. Ashley quickly goes for the pin yet again, hooking both legs this time for good measure *

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*Sasha reverses then pin, now Ashley’s shoulders are on the mat *

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*Ashley kicks out, but its too late *

WINNER- Sasha Panzer

*Sasha jumps to her feet and starts jumping up and down happy she just moved on again in the tournament *

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The lovely Barbie Panzer

*Barbie Panzer makes her way down to the ring, as Sasha is preparing to leave. Sasha decides to stay in the ring for a little longer, and generously pulls down the bottom rope for Barbie to step through. Barbie does so, and the 2 sisters are face to face, staring each other down. Sasha smirks and slaps her sister in the face, before fleeing up the ramp as fast as possible

I have a Hardy

Lilian Garcia: And now on her way down the ramp, IVA HARDY!, and her opponent already in the ring BARBIE PANZER

*Iva makes her way down to the ring, and shakes hands with Iva, before starting the match*

Barbie Panzer vs Iva Hardy
Melina/Barbie Tamina/Iva

Ignore Entrances and watch until 5:35

*A huge flapjack, and now Barbie goes for the Sharpshooter. She locks it in, and Iva screams in Pain for about 45 seconds, before tapping out*

WINNER- Barbie Panzer

Lilian Garcia: And your winner, BARBIE PANZER

*After the match, Barbie gives Iva a hug. As Iva exits the ring, Barbie ask for a mic *

Barbie: Give it up for Iva Hardy guys!

*The crowd starts chanting what sounds like “I have a hardy” over and over *

Barbie: Now allow me to be serious for a minute. I am aiming this at my little sister Sasha. You may have fucked and sucked your way into this company and you may have lucked out getting this far in the tournament. Never in my dreams would I have thought I’d be meeting you in the ring to decide who would be the first Hell Cat Champion. But you know what? I’m not worried. I am and will always be better than you. You must accept that- no- tonight, I will make you accept that. For too long you have tried riding on my coat tails, stealing my shit and wanting to be me. But face it Sasha, you’re never, eveer will be in my league. In fact, after ….

Sasha Panzer will never eveeer be like her big sis- ok maybe one day she may

*Sasha Panzer comes out on the ramp visually upset- in fact it looks like she’s been crying *

Sasha: *Wiping tears from her eyes * It’s always been about you Barbie. Mom and Dad showered you with love. Karl and Oli always looked out for you and brought you everywhere you wanted to go. Men have always showered you with love. And tonight I get someone, Two of a Kind, to watch my back and help me win. And what happens? They get banned out the arena- its all your damn fault. All of it. Because of you my life has been hell. While you were out on your dates when we were kids, I was forced to do all the house work. When you started training to be a wrestler, mom and dad were soo happy for you and forgot about me. That’s when I left home and tried to get into this sport too, but I begged for your help but you, Karl and Oli were always way too busy. Then you all became famous- that’s when it just got worse for me. But tonight, its all about payback

*Sasha rushes out to the ring *

Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, the main event to be named the first EWA Hell Cat Champion. Both hailing from Berlin, Sasha Panzer and Barbie Panzer. Good luck to you both

*Sasha enters the ring and the action starts- Lillian barely gets out of the ring in time *

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Barbie Panzer vs Sasha Panzer
Barbie/Dark Angel/Sarah Stock/Sarita……Sasha/Amapola

*Stop watching @ 5:09 *

*Barbie has Sasha on the mat for the pin after what has thus been a back and forth match *

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*Barbie pulls Sasha’s head up by her hair and knees her in the face, sending her down to the mat again. Barbie starts kicking the downed Sasha in her side until the ref pulls Barbie back. With Barbie being held back, Sasha slides out the ring to catch a breath. Barbie shoves the ref aside and heads out the ring too near Sasha. Sasha starts running away, going around the ring with Barbie right behind her. The ref starts to count them out *

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*Sasha climbs to the ring apron and is about to enter the ring when Barbie finally catches up with her *

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* Barbie grabs Sasha’s leg and tries to pull her down, but Sasha kicks her off and enters the ring as fast as she can to not get counted out *

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*Barbie quickly slides in the ring too, breaking the count out, but as she slides in, Sasha attacks her, kicking her when she’s down. The ref tries to pull her away, but Sasha just keeps kicking away. The ref tries again, to no avail. Finally the ref gets in front of Sasha and is able to push Sasha off- threatening her with a DQ. He sends Sasha to the corner, he actually escorts her there, holding her back. Barbie finally, slowly crawls to the other corner, reaches for the ropes and pulls herself up . *

*Sasha breaks free from the ref and rushes at Barbie- running right into a poorly executed superkick. The superkick sends Sasha into the ropes, where her neck gets tangled in the ropes- chocking her. Showing concern for her sister, Barbie rushes over and tries to free her, as does the ref. They are successful, and they both help her to her feet and help her to the corner to make sure she is ok to continue. Sasha says she is, so the ref sends Barbie back to the other corner to give Sasha a fair chance, but as soon as Barbie turns around, Sasha grabs her by the neck and hits a very sloppy looking RKO on her, but it does the job, Barbie is out. Instead of going for the pin, Sasha wants to humiliate Barbie before going for the pin, so Sasha drags Barbie to the corner, sitting her up in the corner actually. Sasha then turns around with her ass facing Barbie- she starts shaking her ass in her face for a good minute, wasting a little too much time. Sasha then pulls her shorts and thong down and is about to give her big sis a stink face until……

Barbie’s man to the rescue.

*Mike Muir rushes down the ramp to ringside and Sasha, seeing him, blows him a kiss. The ref is transfixed on Sasha’s ass, not taking his eyes off of it. With Sasha distracted by Muir, a recovered Barbie grabs Sasha’s thong, pulls it up as hard as she can- giving lil sis a wedgie. Sasha lets out probably the loudest scream ever heard- hey it hurts.

*Crowd is chanting WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE *

*Barbie, wasting no time, hits lil sis in the back of the head with a clothesline, sending Sasha to the mat. Barbie, again wasting no time, turns her sis over and goes for the pin*

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WINNER- Barbie Panzer

*The crowd goes crazy *

*The ref holds Barbie’s arm up in victory. Mike Muir enters the ring, followed by Lillian Garcia holding the EWA Hell Cats title in one hand and a mic in the other. Sasha, still on the mat, pulls her shorts up and rolls out the ring, falling to the floor. Two stagehands help her up and help her walk to the back to some applause as she wrestled a few hard fought matches *

Lillian Garcia: I’m proud to crown our first EWA Hell Cats Champion- Barbie Panzer

*Lillian hands the belt to Barbie who promptly hoist it above her head, getting the loudest pop of the night. With Mike Muir’s help, she puts the belt around her waist, then they kiss *

*After about a minute of making out, Muir and Barbie finally leave the ring, with Barbie jumping on his back for a piggy back ride to the back. As they enter the backstage area, a dejected Sasha is seen sulking in the corner. Faith, Ashley, Iva, April and Etta run up to congratulate Barbie with her win. Faith has a bottle of wine which she shakes up and opens- with it spraying all over the place. Karl and Oli Panzer walk up with a ice chest full of beer and start handing them out to everyone. Barbie gets off Muir’s back and now everyone is giving her a hug. Barbie goes to the ice chest and grabs another beer, she walks over to Sasha and tosses it to her then goes back to celebrate with her friends. Sasha cracks the beer open and drinks it Panzer style. The camera fades to black *

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Reposting this

Clash at the Colosseum Card (so far)

Alex Kidd vs. Michael the Archangel for the Fury World Heavyweight Championship

Artemis Eclipse vs. Jack Phenix for the Fury TV Championship

KiLLA vs. Brandon Medeiros

Ali Kazam vs. G-Scorp

Two of a Kind vs. The Turnes vs. The Panzer Division vs. Il Cattivo for the Fury Tag Team Championship

Raden Blain vs. Tobias Alexander vs. Ryan Wells vs. Mike Muir for the PAIN! World Heavyweight Championship

Gaileo vs. Ryku O'Ryan

Harry Richards vs. Alpha Romao for the PAIN! TV Title

Luc Ledesma vs. Silva

Blaze Xedir vs. Holy Jose

Johnny Hot vs. Taco Torres in a hardcore match

El Enigmo & ??? vs. Northern Aggression

Mike Hawk vs. Dingo Mac for the Carnage World Heavyweight Championship

Shaz vs. Smoggie

Jacob Cass vs. Carlos Alberto Ramon

Amadeus Frewin vs. Ivanhoe Heskey

Extraterrestrial vs. Dave Steele vs. Ryan Rhodes

Adrian Guerrero vs. Devon Jones

Mixed Emotions vs. Fresh Amirez

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I'm going to post the begining of Fury now. I'm sorry for the delay, Shining's gone AWOL, so that's the main reason. EHC is going to be covering for him, so when he gets that stuff done, the rest will be posted