Harry Esel: And now for the next match of the night Destruction & Alpha Romao vs. Fuegos Artificiales. There is a lot of hatred between these guys.
Carter Davis: You're telling me. The Torres brothers have won their share of matches, but at what cost? They have either won by DQ and gotten beatdown afterwards, or the actually won the match, then gotten beatdown afterwards.
Harry Esel: Lets hear from both teams first
Destruction & Alpha Romao
*Destruction and Alpha Romao comes down to ringside. Destruction gets slightly cheered, as he is from London, but Alpha makes sure he doesn't interact with them, and orders him to get a mic. He does so and hands it to Romao, before both sliding into the ring.*
Alpha: So, England, we have arrived. The best tag team in wrestling history has arrived. The closest thing to the great Shawn Michaels is the one you scumbags have the pleasure of listening to, and who know's. When I become World Champion, I will be the best damn world champion ever known. I am Wrestling's Jesus. Instead of Save us Y2J, why not Save us Alpha. I mean, everyone needs a sidekick. Hulk Hogan had Brutus Beefcake, Scott Steiner had Rick, and I have Destruction. Now, you obnoxious dickheads should applaud us. We are your heroes for fuck's sake. But you boo. Chants of "Alpha sucks balls" and "Destruction needs a Penis" Surrounds us wherever we go. But no more! If you don't like what we have to say. Then we won't talk to you! We'll let you have the pleasure of watching us kicking Mexican ass, but when you cheer Mexicans over an Englishman and an American, then there is something wrong with you
Carter Davis: Man, I just love these guys. My money is on them tonight.
Harry Esel: Wanna bet? The loser pays for the hooker tonight?
Carter Davis: You're on! Do we still have to share her though?
Harry Esel: Well, I guess not.
Fuegos Artificiales- Taco and Paco Torres- masters at getting beaten down
*Taco and Paco come out to the ramp with mics in hands- both in an unusually bad mood
Paco: Week after week, me and me brother come out here to entertain the fans. Me and me brother get gooder and gooder with the English wrestling style- yet with every match we are in, you two guys, Alpha and Destruction, always find a way to get involved. Its making me and me brother piss.
Taco: Me brother means pissed off. But he is right, we can not go anywhere without you guys ruining it. We are one of the most thrilling teams around, and after tonight, we will prove we are the best team there is. We will not only win tonight, we will also have the biggest party to celebrate the end of Alpha and Destruction. Everyone is invited. Party Time! Everybody say PARTY TIME!
*The crowd is chanting PARTY TIME! PARTY TIME! PARTY TIME!*
*A man walks outs onstage eating a burrito, realizes he is in the wrong place and goes backstage again*
Carter Davis: Hey wasn't that Felix Guerrero?
Harry Essel: Yep.
Paco: We will have piñatas, chips, salsa, sombreros, midgets and a donkey.
*The crowd is laughing at Paco now*
Carter Davis: Sounds like my kind of party
Harry Esel: A donkey?
Taco: We will have it all, and you guys in the ring are not invited
Paco: The ref can come though
*Smoke starts to fill up the stage a bit- a figure emerges- its the Smog Monster- he nods his head, then disappears back into the smoke. The smoke clears*
Paco: That was so cool!
Taco: Si! It was. Well lets get this show on the road- Lets Go!
*Paco and Taco Torres run down the ramp, jump into the ring and play to the crowd*
Destruction & Alpha Romao vs. Fuegos Artificiales
Destruction & Alpha/Jamie Noble & Kid Kash…… Fuegos Artificiales/Mexicools
*Stop watching @ 4:32….Ignore entrances and lawnmowers
Harry Esel:What a match, it’s mostly been Alpha and Destruction though.
Carter Davis: Fuegos Artificiales are still in it though- they have been pretty focused
*Both Taco and Alpha have been tagged in and both rushes towards each other- then Taco decides at the last minute to spear Alpha, knocking him back and into the ropes. Taco then grabs a stunned Alpha and swings him against the opposite ropes. Alpha bounces off the ropes, Taco spears him again- knocking him to the mat this time. Taco runs to his corner and tags Paco in. Paco gets to the top turnbuckle, turns around and plays to the crowd. Alpha slowly gets to his feet, Taco yells for Paco to turn around- which he does. Paco then dives off the turnbuckle and is caught by Alpha who immediately slams him onto the mat.*
Carter Davis: Paco needs to stop playing to the crowd; he probably just lost the match for them.
* Alpha then starts hitting Paco with a series of stiff kicks. Alpha then turns him over and goes for the pin*.
One
Two
Thr….
*Paco kicks out at the very last second. Alpha is pissed, so he grabs Paco by his hair and drags him to his corner. The ref yells at Alpha, telling him to let him go- instead Alpha just tags Destruction in.*
Carter Davis: Fresh man in- smart move by Alpha
* Destruction enters the ring, picks up Paco with ease and throws him halfway across the mat- he goes to pick up a limp Paco but Taco quickly gets on the top turnbuckle, jumps off and hits Destruction with a beautiful flying dropkick- therefore saving his brother. Taco starts kicking a fallen Destruction and Alpha starts to enter the ring. The ref stops him, allowing Taco to continue his attack on Destruction. The ref finally gets Taco out the ring, while both Paco and Destruction slowly crawl towards their corners. Paco tags Taco in, Taco runs at, and grabs Destructions leg, dragging him away from tagging in Alpha. Taco turns Destruction around, spreads his legs open, and is about to kick Destruction in the nuts*
Carter Davis: Nut Shot!
Harry Esel: You sure have a weird fascination with nuts.
Carter Davis: No, just shots to nuts, that’s all.
*.......... when Destruction grabs Taco’s foot, and pushes him back- hitting and knocking the ref down. Destruction gets to his feet, knees Taco in the gut and hits the FTW- a stunner- taking Taco out. Destruction rolls up Taco for the pin but the ref is still out. Destruction drags Taco to the corner and tags in Alpha- both are doubling teaming Taco- this brings in Paco who breaks it up. Destruction punches Paco in his nose, then hits him with a FTW, then pushes him out the ring to the arena floor. Destruction follows him, picks him up and rams him into the stairs a few times. He then walks up the ramp onto the stage- goes to the ledge and throws Paco off. While all this was happening, Alpha had been pummelling Taco, who was doing his best to fight back... Taco pokes Alpha in the eye, and then kicks him in the gut. The ref has gotten to his feet by this time and Destruction has made it back to ringside. Taco, keeping an eye on Alpha, backs up to his corner thinking Paco is there.*
Carter Davis: Taco really is an idiot, should have looked back before now
Harry Esel: Agreed, I smell victory so.....
*Taco turns around, does not see him so looks back at towards Alpha- only to eat a superkick. Alpha goes for the pin.*
One
Two
Three
Winners: Destruction & Alpha
*The ref raises their hands in victory, and then both Destruction and Alpha push Taco out the ring and head backstage to a chorus of boos. As both men walk up the stage, they see that EMT are checking on the fallen Paco- both men spit on him and then finally go to the back.*
Carter Davis: Hell of a match, hell of an ending.
Harry Esel: I just hope the brothers live to see another day. Our next match of the night is the kid, Harry Richards taking on Silva. These guys hate, I mean hate each other. Lets send it to the back to get a word from Silva- interviewing him will be Carnage's Iva Hardy
Carter Davis: I have a hardy for her right here.
Iva Hardy: Thank you Harry- oh and sorry I walked in on you and Carter, I won't say a word. Now Silva, I know you have a history with Harry Richards, in fact, you tried ending his career a few weeks back. He got a little payback last week on PAIN!, what are you're plans tonight?
Carter Davis: You're telling me. The Torres brothers have won their share of matches, but at what cost? They have either won by DQ and gotten beatdown afterwards, or the actually won the match, then gotten beatdown afterwards.
Harry Esel: Lets hear from both teams first
Destruction & Alpha Romao
*Destruction and Alpha Romao comes down to ringside. Destruction gets slightly cheered, as he is from London, but Alpha makes sure he doesn't interact with them, and orders him to get a mic. He does so and hands it to Romao, before both sliding into the ring.*
Alpha: So, England, we have arrived. The best tag team in wrestling history has arrived. The closest thing to the great Shawn Michaels is the one you scumbags have the pleasure of listening to, and who know's. When I become World Champion, I will be the best damn world champion ever known. I am Wrestling's Jesus. Instead of Save us Y2J, why not Save us Alpha. I mean, everyone needs a sidekick. Hulk Hogan had Brutus Beefcake, Scott Steiner had Rick, and I have Destruction. Now, you obnoxious dickheads should applaud us. We are your heroes for fuck's sake. But you boo. Chants of "Alpha sucks balls" and "Destruction needs a Penis" Surrounds us wherever we go. But no more! If you don't like what we have to say. Then we won't talk to you! We'll let you have the pleasure of watching us kicking Mexican ass, but when you cheer Mexicans over an Englishman and an American, then there is something wrong with you
Carter Davis: Man, I just love these guys. My money is on them tonight.
Harry Esel: Wanna bet? The loser pays for the hooker tonight?
Carter Davis: You're on! Do we still have to share her though?
Harry Esel: Well, I guess not.
Fuegos Artificiales- Taco and Paco Torres- masters at getting beaten down
*Taco and Paco come out to the ramp with mics in hands- both in an unusually bad mood
Paco: Week after week, me and me brother come out here to entertain the fans. Me and me brother get gooder and gooder with the English wrestling style- yet with every match we are in, you two guys, Alpha and Destruction, always find a way to get involved. Its making me and me brother piss.
Taco: Me brother means pissed off. But he is right, we can not go anywhere without you guys ruining it. We are one of the most thrilling teams around, and after tonight, we will prove we are the best team there is. We will not only win tonight, we will also have the biggest party to celebrate the end of Alpha and Destruction. Everyone is invited. Party Time! Everybody say PARTY TIME!
*The crowd is chanting PARTY TIME! PARTY TIME! PARTY TIME!*
*A man walks outs onstage eating a burrito, realizes he is in the wrong place and goes backstage again*
Carter Davis: Hey wasn't that Felix Guerrero?
Harry Essel: Yep.
Paco: We will have piñatas, chips, salsa, sombreros, midgets and a donkey.
*The crowd is laughing at Paco now*
Carter Davis: Sounds like my kind of party
Harry Esel: A donkey?
Taco: We will have it all, and you guys in the ring are not invited
Paco: The ref can come though
*Smoke starts to fill up the stage a bit- a figure emerges- its the Smog Monster- he nods his head, then disappears back into the smoke. The smoke clears*
Paco: That was so cool!
Taco: Si! It was. Well lets get this show on the road- Lets Go!
*Paco and Taco Torres run down the ramp, jump into the ring and play to the crowd*
Destruction & Alpha Romao vs. Fuegos Artificiales
Destruction & Alpha/Jamie Noble & Kid Kash…… Fuegos Artificiales/Mexicools
*Stop watching @ 4:32….Ignore entrances and lawnmowers
Harry Esel:What a match, it’s mostly been Alpha and Destruction though.
Carter Davis: Fuegos Artificiales are still in it though- they have been pretty focused
*Both Taco and Alpha have been tagged in and both rushes towards each other- then Taco decides at the last minute to spear Alpha, knocking him back and into the ropes. Taco then grabs a stunned Alpha and swings him against the opposite ropes. Alpha bounces off the ropes, Taco spears him again- knocking him to the mat this time. Taco runs to his corner and tags Paco in. Paco gets to the top turnbuckle, turns around and plays to the crowd. Alpha slowly gets to his feet, Taco yells for Paco to turn around- which he does. Paco then dives off the turnbuckle and is caught by Alpha who immediately slams him onto the mat.*
Carter Davis: Paco needs to stop playing to the crowd; he probably just lost the match for them.
* Alpha then starts hitting Paco with a series of stiff kicks. Alpha then turns him over and goes for the pin*.
One
Two
Thr….
*Paco kicks out at the very last second. Alpha is pissed, so he grabs Paco by his hair and drags him to his corner. The ref yells at Alpha, telling him to let him go- instead Alpha just tags Destruction in.*
Carter Davis: Fresh man in- smart move by Alpha
* Destruction enters the ring, picks up Paco with ease and throws him halfway across the mat- he goes to pick up a limp Paco but Taco quickly gets on the top turnbuckle, jumps off and hits Destruction with a beautiful flying dropkick- therefore saving his brother. Taco starts kicking a fallen Destruction and Alpha starts to enter the ring. The ref stops him, allowing Taco to continue his attack on Destruction. The ref finally gets Taco out the ring, while both Paco and Destruction slowly crawl towards their corners. Paco tags Taco in, Taco runs at, and grabs Destructions leg, dragging him away from tagging in Alpha. Taco turns Destruction around, spreads his legs open, and is about to kick Destruction in the nuts*
Carter Davis: Nut Shot!
Harry Esel: You sure have a weird fascination with nuts.
Carter Davis: No, just shots to nuts, that’s all.
*.......... when Destruction grabs Taco’s foot, and pushes him back- hitting and knocking the ref down. Destruction gets to his feet, knees Taco in the gut and hits the FTW- a stunner- taking Taco out. Destruction rolls up Taco for the pin but the ref is still out. Destruction drags Taco to the corner and tags in Alpha- both are doubling teaming Taco- this brings in Paco who breaks it up. Destruction punches Paco in his nose, then hits him with a FTW, then pushes him out the ring to the arena floor. Destruction follows him, picks him up and rams him into the stairs a few times. He then walks up the ramp onto the stage- goes to the ledge and throws Paco off. While all this was happening, Alpha had been pummelling Taco, who was doing his best to fight back... Taco pokes Alpha in the eye, and then kicks him in the gut. The ref has gotten to his feet by this time and Destruction has made it back to ringside. Taco, keeping an eye on Alpha, backs up to his corner thinking Paco is there.*
Carter Davis: Taco really is an idiot, should have looked back before now
Harry Esel: Agreed, I smell victory so.....
*Taco turns around, does not see him so looks back at towards Alpha- only to eat a superkick. Alpha goes for the pin.*
One
Two
Three
Winners: Destruction & Alpha
*The ref raises their hands in victory, and then both Destruction and Alpha push Taco out the ring and head backstage to a chorus of boos. As both men walk up the stage, they see that EMT are checking on the fallen Paco- both men spit on him and then finally go to the back.*
Carter Davis: Hell of a match, hell of an ending.
Harry Esel: I just hope the brothers live to see another day. Our next match of the night is the kid, Harry Richards taking on Silva. These guys hate, I mean hate each other. Lets send it to the back to get a word from Silva- interviewing him will be Carnage's Iva Hardy
Carter Davis: I have a hardy for her right here.
Iva Hardy: Thank you Harry- oh and sorry I walked in on you and Carter, I won't say a word. Now Silva, I know you have a history with Harry Richards, in fact, you tried ending his career a few weeks back. He got a little payback last week on PAIN!, what are you're plans tonight?


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