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    A disembodied voice comes over the PA system of the building...

    Board Member: Ladies and gentlemen of TWE... what happened at the last show was nothing short of an outrage. We attempted to bring our audience a superior wrestling product, but it all resulted in a complete disaster. An interloper invaded the premises, infiltrated our staff, and proceeded to dismantle several of our wrestlers within the span of minutes. To make it worse, it seems our security team has been compromised - as many of them aided and abetted this troublemaker. And somehow, this person has access to controlling company assets - such as our lighting and our video displays. But most importantly, this person blatantly showed a measure of disrespect for authority.

    Needless to say, this will not stand.

    We, the Board, will not permit this. We WILL see order enforced and followed. We do not know who is responsible... or which of you are involved in aiding this criminal. But it will come to an end. Either step forth and admit guilt for your crimes... or suffer unto yourselves the full retaliatory measures that we can muster. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST. If any of you have any information pertaining to this, come forth now. We assure you, you will not be punished for offering your cooperation. And remember...

    Everything is going to be just fine.


    The Star Signs
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    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    Pisces Pink - IWA Vanity Champion

    WWE Fed...
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    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBourne View Post
    When the last one is a 0, like 10, or 20.
    It means the next post will be a next page.
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    Every page has 10 posts (1-10, 61-70 etc). Once you've hit the tenth post, you're at the end of the page.
    Ah! Interesting... This will be a big help. Thank you gentlemen!


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    IWA - JBW - TWE - BITW

    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    Pisces Pink - IWA Vanity Champion

    WWE Fed...
    Kharma/Awesome Kong
    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


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    Stay tuned sports fans - promo requests will be going out within the hour!


    The Star Signs
    IWA - JBW - TWE - BITW

    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    Pisces Pink - IWA Vanity Champion

    WWE Fed...
    Kharma/Awesome Kong
    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    A disembodied voice comes over the PA system of the building...

    Board Member: Ladies and gentlemen of TWE... what happened at the last show was nothing short of an outrage. We attempted to bring our audience a superior wrestling product, but it all resulted in a complete disaster. An interloper invaded the premises, infiltrated our staff, and proceeded to dismantle several of our wrestlers within the span of minutes. To make it worse, it seems our security team has been compromised - as many of them aided and abetted this troublemaker. And somehow, this person has access to controlling company assets - such as our lighting and our video displays. But most importantly, this person blatantly showed a measure of disrespect for authority.

    Needless to say, this will not stand.

    We, the Board, will not permit this. We WILL see order enforced and followed. We do not know who is responsible... or which of you are involved in aiding this criminal. But it will come to an end. Either step forth and admit guilt for your crimes... or suffer unto yourselves the full retaliatory measures that we can muster. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST. If any of you have any information pertaining to this, come forth now. We assure you, you will not be punished for offering your cooperation. And remember...

    Everything is going to be just fine.
    *Xavier Hightower grabs a microphone and uses it on PA system throughout the building*

    Hightower: Attention, The Board of Directors can suck my dick and go fuck themselves, thank you. Once that happens, everything is going to be just fine. That is all.
    Ryan "The Freak" Wells:

    - Member of EWNCW Roster
    - Member of IWA Roster
    - Member of JBW Roster
    - Former Undisputed BWA Grand Champion w/ Gillz (High Voltage)
    - Former Evolution Champion (6/17/12 - 11/12/12)

    Xavier Hightower:

    - Member of TWE Roster

    Aidan "The Weapon" Black:

    - Member of TWE Roster
    - EWNGP #5 Winner

    Quote Originally Posted by bearkg88 View Post
    Cruz: HE JUST STABBED FOSTER!!?!?! IS THAT LEGAL!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBourne View Post
    *Xavier Hightower grabs a microphone and uses it on PA system throughout the building*

    Hightower: Attention, The Board of Directors can suck my dick and go fuck themselves, thank you. Once that happens, everything is going to be just fine. That is all.
    LMAO... dude, that is just fucking priceless. I'm really getting into Hightower now!


    The Star Signs
    IWA - JBW - TWE - BITW

    Sagittarius Blue - 1st Ever JBW United States Champion

    Pisces Pink - IWA Vanity Champion

    WWE Fed...
    Kharma/Awesome Kong
    Lei'D Tapa, The Queen of the Rings
    Kenny King, The Prettyboy Pitbull


  6. #5736
    I was going to mention about the fillers thing, I wasn't aware that Scribs didn't know about that.

    I think that was a pretty good show though. Would be nice to hear some feedback though, particulary from those who criticized the previous show. It would be beneficial to know if the criticisms have been addressed, ya know?
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    I'll read the show when I get chance.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    A disembodied voice comes over the PA system of the building...

    Board Member: Ladies and gentlemen of TWE... what happened at the last show was nothing short of an outrage. We attempted to bring our audience a superior wrestling product, but it all resulted in a complete disaster. An interloper invaded the premises, infiltrated our staff, and proceeded to dismantle several of our wrestlers within the span of minutes. To make it worse, it seems our security team has been compromised - as many of them aided and abetted this troublemaker. And somehow, this person has access to controlling company assets - such as our lighting and our video displays. But most importantly, this person blatantly showed a measure of disrespect for authority.

    Needless to say, this will not stand.

    We, the Board, will not permit this. We WILL see order enforced and followed. We do not know who is responsible... or which of you are involved in aiding this criminal. But it will come to an end. Either step forth and admit guilt for your crimes... or suffer unto yourselves the full retaliatory measures that we can muster. THIS IS NOT A REQUEST. If any of you have any information pertaining to this, come forth now. We assure you, you will not be punished for offering your cooperation. And remember...

    Everything is going to be just fine.
    Darius: Yeah, I'm sure that he wasn't planted and paid to attack me! Access to the tron? Cutting the lights? Having security join him on the attack? You bastards set this all up, and I'm going to get you back for it.



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by scribbler_jones View Post
    LMAO... dude, that is just fucking priceless. I'm really getting into Hightower now!
    Well thank you, I try.
    Ryan "The Freak" Wells:

    - Member of EWNCW Roster
    - Member of IWA Roster
    - Member of JBW Roster
    - Former Undisputed BWA Grand Champion w/ Gillz (High Voltage)
    - Former Evolution Champion (6/17/12 - 11/12/12)

    Xavier Hightower:

    - Member of TWE Roster

    Aidan "The Weapon" Black:

    - Member of TWE Roster
    - EWNGP #5 Winner

    Quote Originally Posted by bearkg88 View Post
    Cruz: HE JUST STABBED FOSTER!!?!?! IS THAT LEGAL!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AirBourne View Post
    Well thank you, I try.
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