TWE Official Discussion Thread

[TheJosephBanks]

Ryder: Who eats popcorn and then drinks water at the same time.

Kaige: Obviously I do.

*Pops in another piece of popcorn, then chases it with water*

Your attention shouldn't be on what I am eating, however, Beater - it should be on Mr. Smyth. He may use his 'intelligence' and blindside you.

[TTC]

Kaige: Obviously I do.

*Pops in another piece of popcorn, then chases it with water*

Your attention shouldn't be on what I am eating, however, Beater - it should be on Mr. Smyth. He may use his 'intelligence' and blindside you.

Ryder: He can try to use his intelligence, but I will counter it by using my Wooness.

[TheJosephBanks]

Ryder: He can try to use his intelligence, but I will counter it by using my Wooness.

Kaige:

Ladies and Gentlemen, we now have the biggest main event in TWE history. The marquee match was Matt 'Wooness' Ryder vs Mr. 'Intelligence' Smyth.

[TTC]

Kaige:

Ladies and Gentlemen, we now have the biggest main event in TWE history. The marquee match was Matt 'Wooness' Ryder vs Mr. 'Intelligence' Smyth.

Ryder: And you know it!

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[BennyTheBall]

Kaige:

Ladies and Gentlemen, we now have the biggest main event in TWE history. The marquee match was Matt 'Wooness' Ryder vs Mr. 'Intelligence' Smyth.

Mr. Smyth: I wouldn't get too cocky. You may have fluked a win, but the entire would watched me beat you like a one legged ginger step-child at the last PPV.

[TheJosephBanks]

Mr. Smyth: I wouldn't get too cocky. You may have fluked a win, but the entire would watched me beat you like a one legged ginger step-child at the last PPV.

Kaige: A fluke? Wouldn't you call that 'intelligence'? It's okay, I used my intelligence, and pinned you. You may have beaten me before, but now I have your number, oh intelligent one. Now get back to playing Beat the Beater with Ryder over there, it's really entertaining stuff. Honest and for true. I never knew that about you, and I thought we were friends.

[BennyTheBall]

Kaige: A fluke? Wouldn't you call that 'intelligence'? It's okay, I used my intelligence, and pinned you. You may have beaten me before, but now I have your number, oh intelligent one. Now get back to playing Beat the Beater with Ryder over there, it's really entertaining stuff. Honest and for true. I never knew that about you, and I thought we were friends.

Mr. Smyth: If I were you, I'd refrain from trying to be comical. It just isn't working for you.

[TheJosephBanks]

Mr. Smyth: If I were you, I'd refrain from trying to be comical. It just isn't working for you.

Kaige: Must have said something to hurt the feelings of Mr. Smyth. Oh well, you'll get over it.

[BennyTheBall]

Kaige: Must have said something to hurt the feelings of Mr. Smyth. Oh well, you'll get over it.

Mr. Smyth: You misunderstand. I am actually pleased for you that you have finally gotten a win. Although, to be fair, if you try something enough times then statistically you are eventually going to achieve your goal.

It's like when you pass your driving test. Sure, after the third attempt you did finally pass and well done to you. But let's face it - it's always better to get it done right the first time round. You're just lucky that the powers that be here in TWE are currently in a strop with me and have just been ignoring my existence for weeks now, thus giving you the opportunities to keep trying.

[TheJosephBanks]

Mr. Smyth: You misunderstand. I am actually pleased for you that you have finally gotten a win. Although, to be fair, if you try something enough times then statistically you are eventually going to achieve your goal.

It's like when you pass your driving test. Sure, after the third attempt you did finally pass and well done to you. But let's face it - it's always better to get it done right the first time round. You're just lucky that the powers that be here in TWE are currently in a strop with me and have just been ignoring my existence for weeks now, thus giving you the opportunities to keep trying.

Kaige: Statistics, statistics. You can use whatever type of logic you want, the fact is you lost. But it's amusing you are attempting to pass your own shortcomings on to me. Three tries at your driving test? And the gall to say I beat you, because the powers that be are a little mad at a grown man throwing a hissy fit because he didn't play? Really are reaching. I suppose any excuse will do to cover up the fact I defeated you.

Good luck with your case, Mr. Smyth, I'm sure it'll be your excuse for every failure you will surely experience here in TWE. "Oh, the Powers still hate me. Only reason I lost" blahblahblah