TWE Official Discussion Thread

**eyehatecena** · 12-04-2012, 02:58 PM

Bertha Ray: *she looks like ODB* Wut we got here? Uh mud bath? I could use myself one of dem bout now *she takes her clothes off and gets in the pudding and realizes its not mud, she then realizes all the guys sitting around* Wut all yall looking at? Neva seen ah nakid woman before? Don't yall just sit there, bring ma a beer and join ma in here. I won't bite, least not right away

**TheJosephBanks** · 12-04-2012, 03:01 PM

Kaige motions towards Whiz and Iceman. "The lady wants you fellows." He looks back at the girls. "Don't worry, the tournament will start soon."

**BennyTheBall** · 12-04-2012, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by TheJosephBanks

Kaige motions towards Whiz and Iceman. "The lady wants you fellows." He looks back at the girls. "Don't worry, the tournament will start soon."

Mr. Smyth: Would you be so kind as to explain to me how you of all people would know what a lady wants?

**TheJosephBanks** · 12-04-2012, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Mr. Smyth: Would you be so kind as to explain to me how you of all people would know what a lady wants?

Kaige: Oh, I forgot, you've never had a woman. Well, see when a man and a woman love each other very much - they hate themselves when they realize they created a Mr. Smyth. Oh, that wasn't what you were asking? Oh it's simple, I have the eye.

*Goes back to drinking his beer.*

Oh, by the way, thanks for the pool, the pudding, and the booze. Now come on, relax, and watch this Women of TWE Pool Pudding Tournament. Our match isn't for another few days, enjoy yourself for once, suit.

**BennyTheBall** · 12-04-2012, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by TheJosephBanks

Kaige: Oh, I forgot, you've never had a woman. Well, see when a man and a woman love each other very much - they hate themselves when they realize they created a Mr. Smyth. Oh, that wasn't what you were asking? Oh it's simple, I have the eye.

*Goes back to drinking his beer.*

Oh, by the way, thanks for the pool, the pudding, and the booze. Now come on, relax, and watch this Women of TWE Pool Pudding Tournament. Our match isn't for another few days, enjoy yourself for once, suit.

Mr. Smyth: Never had a woman? This coming from the guy who probably had mommy and daddy buy a lady to help you lose your virginity.

**TheJosephBanks** · 12-04-2012, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Mr. Smyth: Never had a woman? This coming from the guy who probably had mommy and daddy buy a lady to help you lose your virginity.

Kaige: They did, actually. The greatest wingwoman in the world. Wanted to make sure everything went right, and my friends are dicks, so you know. That night. Threesome. Me. Wingwoman. and this fine young thing from the club that night. Woke up with no pants, handcuffed to a bed, and wondering how the fuck did I end up in Vegas.

**BennyTheBall** · 12-04-2012, 03:44 PM

Mr. Smyth: And during that threesome, I bet you were still the one in the middle.

**TheJosephBanks** · 12-04-2012, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Mr. Smyth: And during that threesome, I bet you were still the one in the middle.

Kaige: Well, my chest was. But the details of why will probably get me fired from TWE.

*Kaige turns away from Mr. Smyth, and motions for the girls to get ready for the tournament.*

Well boys, get ready for some fun!

**bearkg88** · 12-04-2012, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Mr. Smyth: Never had a woman? This coming from the guy who probably had mommy and daddy buy a lady to help you lose your virginity.

Cage: Smyth, you may be right in that Kaige's parents may have helped, but atleast he doesn't have to live with the shame and humiliation that you have to after what your uncle dressed like santa clause did to you...