Mr. Smyth: Excellent news, Mr. Chamberlain: since the arrival of Pamich & Matthew, you're no longer the biggest waste of space in TWE. I think you should get mommy and daddy to buy you a bouncy castle for the inevitable celebration that you'll have.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
Israel: Retired, I could face you on TWE or IWA and show you how 'Retired' I am
Mr. Smyth: My apologies. I just haven't heard anything from you since I bought you into this industry.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
Mr. Smyth: My apologies. I just haven't heard anything from you since I bought you into this industry.
Israel: You "Brought me into this industry" let me tell you something Sir, I have busted my arse of for 18 years to make my way into this business, you did absolutely nothing for me except hand me my only PPV loss as a result of your imcompetence
Israel: You "Brought me into this industry" let me tell you something Sir, I have busted my arse of for 18 years to make my way into this business, you did absolutely nothing for me except hand me my only PPV loss as a result of your imcompetence
Mr. Smyth: Wow. 18 years and still haven't made enough noise for anyone to notice you. Must be demoralising.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
Israel: I have made plenty of noise thank you for your concern, I am the next big thing here in TWE even a Dynasty you could say
Mr. Smyth: The next big thing? You'd think that after 18 years, you would already be a pretty big thing.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
Mr. Smyth: Excellent news, Mr. Chamberlain: since the arrival of Pamich & Matthew, you're no longer the biggest waste of space in TWE. I think you should get mommy and daddy to buy you a bouncy castle for the inevitable celebration that you'll have.
Kaige: I'm not? Maybe I should sue you and them for taking my place as 'the biggest waste of space'. Now, if you'll excuse me - I have to plan out the finals of the Women of TWE Pool Pudding Tournament. You are invited to be a judge, if your lawyers will let go of your hand tomorrow night. We'll be joined by Nathan, probably, and the Hollywood Homeboys, if they pry themselves off of Bertha.
Kaige Chamberlain
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Kaige: I'm not? Maybe I should sue you and them for taking my place as 'the biggest waste of space'. Now, if you'll excuse me - I have to plan out the finals of the Women of TWE Pool Pudding Tournament. You are invited to be a judge, if your lawyers will let go of your hand tomorrow night. We'll be joined by Nathan, probably, and the Hollywood Homeboys, if they pry themselves off of Bertha.
Mr. Smyth: Gee, that well never runs dry, does it? Must be comforting to repeatedly say the same thing over and over again.
Bear: Good/great etc.
Poo-er: Variation of 'poor'. May also end with 'ness' to create an adjective.
Shag/Shake: Generic term of endearment when one cannot be bothered to use your name.
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