Originally Posted by Steve Austin
No. Funny story actually.
I was originally trying to get with her. But she wanted this Polish twat.
I mean I'm only
- Stronger - He looks like he is on heroin. Wouldn't surprise me if he was
- Smarter - I can go to Uni if I wanted to go down that route, he is in key skills
- Funnier - No sense of humour, whilst I do
- Richer - Okay I'm not loaded, but I don't sponge off dole like he is purposefully doing and I have my gardening job thingy at least!
- Better friends - Well all my friends are finishing Uni. His are drug dealers.
- Hotter - Once again I'm not Brad Pitt. But Donkey from Shrek has more sex appeal.
- I don't cheat on people - Just saying. If he cheated the first 7 (not kidding, 7. The twin is counting and documenting this cause it is so funny/sad) times he probably will an 8th.
Only thing he has over me is a Polish accent which is the main reason she loves him. Which is funny cause I can't understand a word he says. XD
You have 0% hope of getting with the other twin. Because she is so thick, she would rather be with him then restart her life and suffer a bit of loneliness.
In my defence. I tried getting with her cause I had a massive crush on her.
TL;DR mode: No she isn't available. She is busy packing to go to Poland for 2 months in the area that is struck with Poverty. Does sound better than a weekend in Paris, France doesn't it