Britani Knight - The future of Women's Wrestling! An appreciation thread :)

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Oh, I see, she ditched the piercing.

[VanHooliganX]

Haha, if she looks like I'll wait a year

I got your back Van!

I she starts attacking her sister I'll record it!

Then I won't need to wait a year, I'll just watch that video

Is her twin not available?

No. Funny story actually.

I was originally trying to get with her. But she wanted this Polish twat.

I mean I'm only
- Stronger - He looks like he is on heroin. Wouldn't surprise me if he was
- Smarter - I can go to Uni if I wanted to go down that route, he is in key skills
- Funnier - No sense of humour, whilst I do
- Richer - Okay I'm not loaded, but I don't sponge off dole like he is purposefully doing and I have my gardening job thingy at least!
- Better friends - Well all my friends are finishing Uni. His are drug dealers.
- Hotter - Once again I'm not Brad Pitt. But Donkey from Shrek has more sex appeal.
- I don't cheat on people - Just saying. If he cheated the first 7 (not kidding, 7. The twin is counting and documenting this cause it is so funny/sad) times he probably will an 8th.

Only thing he has over me is a Polish accent which is the main reason she loves him. Which is funny cause I can't understand a word he says. XD

You have 0% hope of getting with the other twin. Because she is so thick, she would rather be with him then restart her life and suffer a bit of loneliness.

In my defence. I tried getting with her cause I had a massive crush on her.

TL;DR mode: No she isn't available. She is busy packing to go to Poland for 2 months in the area that is struck with Poverty. Does sound better than a weekend in Paris, France doesn't it

[VanHooliganX]

No. Funny story actually.

I was originally trying to get with her. But she wanted this Polish twat.

I mean I'm only
- Stronger - He looks like he is on heroin. Wouldn't surprise me if he was
- Smarter - I can go to Uni if I wanted to go down that route, he is in key skills
- Funnier - No sense of humour, whilst I do
- Richer - Okay I'm not loaded, but I don't sponge off dole like he is purposefully doing and I have my gardening job thingy at least!
- Better friends - Well all my friends are finishing Uni. His are drug dealers.
- Hotter - Once again I'm not Brad Pitt. But Donkey from Shrek has more sex appeal.
- I don't cheat on people - Just saying. If he cheated the first 7 (not kidding, 7. The twin is counting and documenting this cause it is so funny/sad) times he probably will an 8th.

Only thing he has over me is a Polish accent which is the main reason she loves him. Which is funny cause I can't understand a word he says. XD

You have 0% hope of getting with the other twin. Because she is so thick, she would rather be with him then restart her life and suffer a bit of loneliness.

In my defence. I tried getting with her cause I had a massive crush on her.

TL;DR mode: No she isn't available. She is busy packing to go to Poland for 2 months in the area that is struck with Poverty. Does sound better than a weekend in Paris, France doesn't it

I need to stop waffling on about certain stories I have.

No-one gives 2 shits on here :S

[Giddy]

Haha vintage Giddy!

I'll take both then

Do you really think you could last a full year?

[Giddy]

No. Funny story actually.

I was originally trying to get with her. But she wanted this Polish twat.

I mean I'm only
- Stronger - He looks like he is on heroin. Wouldn't surprise me if he was
- Smarter - I can go to Uni if I wanted to go down that route, he is in key skills
- Funnier - No sense of humour, whilst I do
- Richer - Okay I'm not loaded, but I don't sponge off dole like he is purposefully doing and I have my gardening job thingy at least!
- Better friends - Well all my friends are finishing Uni. His are drug dealers.
- Hotter - Once again I'm not Brad Pitt. But Donkey from Shrek has more sex appeal.
- I don't cheat on people - Just saying. If he cheated the first 7 (not kidding, 7. The twin is counting and documenting this cause it is so funny/sad) times he probably will an 8th.

Only thing he has over me is a Polish accent which is the main reason she loves him. Which is funny cause I can't understand a word he says. XD

You have 0% hope of getting with the other twin. Because she is so thick, she would rather be with him then restart her life and suffer a bit of loneliness.

In my defence. I tried getting with her cause I had a massive crush on her.

TL;DR mode: No she isn't available. She is busy packing to go to Poland for 2 months in the area that is struck with Poverty. Does sound better than a weekend in Paris, France doesn't it

What does TL;DR mean?

[Giddy]

Appreciate the scout report

What a slag! I'd choose you over that guy! You're a hoot! Your Booker T impression > Polish accent.

She and her twin would still get it! I have some Facebook stalking to do

I'll follow her to Poland, kill the guy, reunite the twins and then make some sweet, sweet loving

What does the bolded mean?

After 365 days

[Giddy]

Smooth

She'll change her mind after what I do to serenade her

For a second I thought that meant marinate... So I thought you meant you were going to put BBQ sauce or something all over her.

That would've been awesome

[VanHooliganX]

Really guys?

Don't know what TL;DR means?

I R shocked!

Too Long; Didn't Read.

I'm an oldfag

[VanHooliganX]

Ah! You didn't need to put that, I always read your posts, they're very insightful!

I must admit I enjoy waffling on about stuff. Especially in blogs lol

So thank you? (I think lol)

[Giddy]

I just remembered... I'm grounded.

Ah well