FIFA stories

**VanHooliganX** · 02-08-2012, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Steve = Heart & Soul

Steve = Just 1 extra guy

But only me, you, shining and tom only play

**Sully** · 02-08-2012, 10:28 PM

This thread totally rips of Sully's Madden Stories...

Except people actually comment in this thread.

**Broc** · 02-08-2012, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by Sully

This thread totally rips of Sully's Madden Stories...

Except people actually comment in this thread.

lulz!.......

**VanHooliganX** · 02-09-2012, 07:45 AM

Shining and Tomsta may be able to vouch for proof. But I literally started laughing and screaming "FUCK YES!"

I got the incredibly bullshitty luck achievement

(As did Tom but has lost like 20 straight games against me :P)

Fifa 12 is completable!

**Tomsta666** · 02-09-2012, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

Shining and Tomsta may be able to vouch for proof. But I literally started laughing and screaming "FUCK YES!"

I got the incredibly bullshitty luck achievement

(As did Tom but has lost like 20 straight games against me :P)

Fifa 12 is completable!

**CGBigMan** · 02-09-2012, 08:24 AM

i need to face you guys sometime

**VanHooliganX** · 02-11-2012, 08:35 AM

So my pro isplaying as a City defender and just trying to do certain accomplishments and have fun

5 mins per half and on World Class.

After around 15 games I've scored 7 times although 4 are pens. We're 2nd in the premier league and went out against Arsenal on pens in the League Cup. I didn't miss btw

Anyway. We're now against Chelsea.

So how strong is my hatred for Chelsea? Well I was getting a tad bored now so i'm going to spice it up with cranking all there sliders to shit and mine to heskey/pele-like and put it to 10 mins per half.

If we don't get into triple figures i'll be upset.

I realise this ruins GD just for a bit of fun.

BUT I FUCKING HATE CHELSEA!

**Tomsta666** · 02-12-2012, 05:50 PM

Yesh! Yesh! Yesh! Yesh! Yesh!

Finally got that damn cup win achievement. Nearly didn't though, my oppenents were right bellends!

First game I was BORO playing a dude who was Stoke. Petty even match, but quite scrappy. I got the opener at around the 70 minute mark. Still scrappy and wide open untill he went clean though right at the death. He buried it... but had been offside in the process!! I went from gutted to overjoyed in a matter of microseconds!!

Then the CUNT ragequit!! Who fucking ragequits at the 90 minute mark? What a twat. Obviously I got the DNF win, but you'd of thought the achievement would pop? NO DICE!

Second game, I thought i'd be BORO again, was playing agaist a Scottish team. Dundee, Dunbarton, Dunfermeline. I can't remember exactly but it was definitely one of the Duns. Anyway, perfect start. I kicked off, ran through his entire team and scored straight away. Goes to the kick off and he pauses. This cunts gonna rage quit... He doesn't though. What he does do is try this stalling tactics for the entire match. The prick must of paused the game 20 times and let the clock run down EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING TIME!! I managed to finish that game 3-0, and then the cheevo popped.

Good times! All online achievements gained. I never have to play online against bellend randoms any more!!

YESH! YESH! YESH!!

**CGBigMan** · 02-12-2012, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by Tomsta666

Yesh! Yesh! Yesh! Yesh! Yesh!

Finally got that damn cup win achievement. Nearly didn't though, my oppenents were right bellends!

First game I was BORO playing a dude who was Stoke. Petty even match, but quite scrappy. I got the opener at around the 70 minute mark. Still scrappy and wide open untill he went clean though right at the death. He buried it... but had been offside in the process!! I went from gutted to overjoyed in a matter of microseconds!!

Then the CUNT ragequit!! Who fucking ragequits at the 90 minute mark? What a twat. Obviously I got the DNF win, but you'd of thought the achievement would pop? NO DICE!

Second game, I thought i'd be BORO again, was playing agaist a Scottish team. Dundee, Dunbarton, Dunfermeline. I can't remember exactly but it was definitely one of the Duns. Anyway, perfect start. I kicked off, ran through his entire team and scored straight away. Goes to the kick off and he pauses. This cunts gonna rage quit... He doesn't though. What he does do is try this stalling tactics for the entire match. The prick must of paused the game 20 times and let the clock run down EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING TIME!! I managed to finish that game 3-0, and then the cheevo popped.

Good times! All online achievements gained. I never have to play online against bellend randoms any more!!

YESH! YESH! YESH!!

well
Dumbarton arent in the game
Dunfermine are poop and low rated
so it mustve been Dundee Utd u faced