*The lights fade out so the arena is in total darkness. The crowd start screaming and cheering before starting a "Nova Caine!" chant. Suddenly the lights turn back on and someone is hiding under a cloak, the camera zooms into the back, the back has a message that says Nova Caine on it and the chants get louder. Suddenly the person under the cloak throws the cloak to 1 side to reveal that it is Van Hooligan X who is wearing a shirt that says "Isn't here!" (This short can be bought at 25% off at ARevShop.com. Buy this, a tradition VHX shirt and 1 more item to receive a free Ryan "The Freak Wells action figure!)
Van begins to laugh quite hard as the entire arena begin to boo wildly. They don't seem to be very impressed as the cameras show a few disappointed faces
Van: Hahahaha! I completely fooled all you idiots! *He then has to pause since the boo's hit the loudest they've ever been and Van lifts his world championship high in the air* Once again! The Vanity backs up what I said I would do! Surely you idiots can figure out now with the evidence of the past fews months that I am the best in this fed. Only HJ is close to my ability but still I come out the top dog.
Nova Caine has failed 3 times to get this championship and every time I've come out and held this title up high in the air! I hope you're getting the picture now you imbeciles! I am The Vanity! I am the man who backs up everything I say! I am your world champion and you single brain celled morons need to know your place which is below me! I could point to any 1 of you in the crowd and you'd wish you were me deep down! *A "You Suck" chant begins and Van pauses to smirk at the stupidity he is witnessing*
No, I believe you should chant that to your health care system, but anyway. Speaking of HJ. You lot are in for a grand treat as me and HJ are teaming up in a tag team tonight! But not just any tag team...No. You see, here at A-Rev we have moronic GM in charge called Kristian Krysys. But finally after countless weeks, he has done something right! Because tonight not only are you in for a treat with me and HolyJose teaming up, but we're competing for the Team Combat Championship as well!
Needless to say, we will squash anyone who we face and we will make history in becoming A-Rev dual champions!
...Has a nice ring to it doesn't it *Van drops the mic and grins widely whilst lifting his Alpha Revolution Global Championship title high into the air with pride*
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JM: Welcome to Oblivion! We are hot of the heels of Clash of Carnage! And back joining me at ringside is Shane Cole, Shane, how are you?
SC: Jared, it's good to be back, my back is still really sore. However I am ready to get back to calling matches! I here we have one hell of a show tonight!
JM: That we do Shane! We will see the newly crowned Team Combat Champions, Terror take on Van Hooligan X and HolyJose and the titles will be on the line! This came about after HolyJose made comments about the new Champions, stating that he and Van could easily win the belts, our genius boss Krysys loved the idea and made it happen!
SC: It will definitely be one hell of a main event that's for sure! Also tonight Il Cattivo looks to become the number 1 contenders for the Team Combat Championship by talking on Sloth and Gluttony of Seven Deadly Sins! In case you missed it Sloth and Gluttony forced their selves into the tag team match at Clash of Carnage, taking out both Il Cattivo and Two Of A Kind, to be named Number 1 Contenders. Well Il Cattivo see this as unfair and demanded a match against Sloth and Gluttony, to which Krysys agreed and guess what Jared?
JM: Ummm.... What?
SC: That match is now!
LS: The following conetst is a tag team match set for one fall, with the winning team being named Number 1 Contenders to the Team Combat Championship! Introducing first, representing The Seven Deadly Sins, accompanied by Lust, they are
Sloth and Gluttony!
*Gluttony, Lust and Sloth enter the ring with mics in hand, Sloth, of course, takes his damn time*
Sloth: So my brother Gluttony and my sister Lust, we must now lower ourself to the level of an inferior tag team in Il Cattivo, two sorry excuses of men that should have known their place and bowed to Sin the minute we walked into this place. My brother Gluttony and I have made a statement to all tag teams here in Alpha Revolution- we are the most dominate force in this sport. So tonight, after we destroy their pathetic lives, we will go one to the Ring of Redemption and will take from Terror what is rightfully ours- the Team Combat Championship Belts. Muir, you and Silver are just mere hallow vessels- nonentities really, your presence in this very ring is a joke. You are both prosaic and mundade, you bore everyone to death. Bow down to us and accept Sin into your life.
Sloth: One thing my guardians instilled in me- Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. I take that to heart- why waste more time in the ring than I have to? Il Cavitto goes down tonight, Terror is next. Ain't that correct my brother and sister?
Gluttony: It is absolutely correct, my brother. In order to dominate this company, we are going to defeat every single wrestler, and every single tag team that wants to oppose the Sin. And you know something, Sloth? I’ve been doing some research on our opponents, and not so long ago they were beating the hell out of each other. I don’t think they’ll be as cohesive as we are. The Sin is stronger than ever, and tonight we’re gonna prove it to the world. And at Ring of Redemption, the ring announcer will procliam Gluttony and Sloth as the new Team Combat Champions! And for those who think my brother Sloth is over-slow, you’ll learn a lesson when the bell rings. And despite eating whatever I please, I’m nota fat prick, unable to move. I’ll tear every member of your body, and everybody knows that if tearing and dismembering is required for the Seven Deadly Sins to take over this company, I’ll do it!!
*Lust takes the mic*
Lust: But before that, I’ll blind their senses Miss Elisabeth style.
*And the same way Miss Elisabeth did, Lust puts her skirt up, to show an exiguous g-string that shows her perfect ass, before making another Velvet Sky rope-job. Then she goes to make some luscious moves to her brother Gluttony, who seems pleased, and teases to kiss her*
Gluttony: Next time do that when they are knocked out on the mat, so they’ll miss the pleasure of your ass, my dear sister.
LS: And their opponents, the team of Roberto and Uliose Pamich, they are
Il Cattivo!
JM: You know, Roberto and Uliose cannot be 100% after Sunday's beating. That is definitely going to play a huge factor in tonights match
SC: You are correct Jared, Roberto is limping a but so you know he is not 100%
(Sloth and Gluttony W/Lust/MNM VS Il Cattivo/Mexicools)
SC: Well Sloth and Gluttony win here tonight, even if the win wasn't an honest win..
JM: I really wanted Il Cattivo to win! Damn it!
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