I Am Sofa King Bored! (A Rated_R(ob)KO Thread Of Awesomeness!)

**Rated_R(ob)KO** · 01-13-2012, 02:38 AM

Yup... it's 3:36am where I am and not a damn person wants to talk here. I may just post random musings in this thread and make it my own to come back to. If no one else wants to join in, fine... this will be my personal place!

**Rated_R(ob)KO** · 01-13-2012, 02:41 AM

R(ob)ism #001 -- If a banshee is screaming. Let her scream. Don't try to plug her mouth with your dick.

**Murphdogg4** · 01-13-2012, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO

R(ob)ism #001 -- If a banshee is screaming. Let her scream. Don't try to plug her mouth with your dick.

This legit made me LOL. Did you just make that up?

**Rated_R(ob)KO** · 01-13-2012, 02:45 AM

Originally Posted by Murphdogg4

This legit made me LOL. Did you just make that up?

Yes I did. I will be making up all content I put into this thread haha. Thanks for laughing.

**Murphdogg4** · 01-13-2012, 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO

Yes I did. I will be making up all content I put into this thread haha. Thanks for laughing.

hells yes, by all means proceed.

**Rated_R(ob)KO** · 01-13-2012, 02:54 AM

R(ob)ism #002 -- I don't drink spring water. Fish pee in there and bears poop in there. Not to mention dirty stinkin fucking hobos bathe in there. Can you imagine that shit?

"Man, this water tastes GREAT!"

*Proceeds to drink and smile. Flash to a bum with no teeth and a pipe with a back washer giving the thumbs up.*

Fuck that. I'll keep my triple reverse osmosis, blended and enriched with vitamin water any day.

**Rated_R(ob)KO** · 01-13-2012, 02:58 AM

R(ob)ism #003 -- Don't fucking buy a Big Mac. They're a waste of your good money. See McDonald's has a "Value Menu" where you can buy a Double Cheeseburger. Buy the Double Cheeseburger, tell them No Ketchup, No Mustard, Add Mac Sauce! Voila!! You've now paid $1.50 for a Big Mac without that nasty ass lettuce and that third bun no one cares about. You can get 2 sandwiches for the price of one. Think about it. They don't use the 4/1 meat for Big Mac's. They use the 10/1. Same meat that's on the Double Cheeseburger. WE'RE IN A RECESSION! EAT LIKE IT!

**Murphdogg4** · 01-13-2012, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by Rated_R(ob)KO

R(ob)ism #003 -- Don't fucking buy a Big Mac. They're a waste of your good money. See McDonald's has a "Value Menu" where you can buy a Double Cheeseburger. Buy the Double Cheeseburger, tell them No Ketchup, No Mustard, Add Mac Sauce! Voila!! You've now paid $1.50 for a Big Mac without that nasty ass lettuce and that third bun no one cares about. You can get 2 sandwiches for the price of one. Think about it. They don't use the 4/1 meat for Big Mac's. They use the 10/1. Same meat that's on the Double Cheeseburger. WE'RE IN A RECESSION! EAT LIKE IT!

LOVE THIS IDEA! I'd also steal enough napkins and stuff that were worth more then the two dollars you just spent. Question, how the hell do you get the big mac sauce?

**Rated_R(ob)KO** · 01-13-2012, 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by Murphdogg4

LOVE THIS IDEA! I'd also steal enough napkins and stuff that were worth more then the two dollars you just spent. Question, how the hell do you get the big mac sauce?

Just ask for it. Either the drive-thru or at the register. Say it exactly like that. No Ketchup, No Mustard, Add Mac Sauce.

I do it all the time lol.