I Am Sofa King Bored! (A Rated_R(ob)KO Thread Of Awesomeness!)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Greatest sig ever! That is all!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

R(ob)ism #004 -- (Considering this just happened at my job.) If you're going to go to sleep... and you're on the clock... only do it for your break. Especially when your soul seeking black hearted boss has been on the prowl looking for you for 2 and a half hours. Dumb ass... you deserve to get fired.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Greatest sig ever! That is all!

I thought it was quite memorable lol. It slows up the server but damn its worth it lol.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I thought it was quite memorable lol. It slows up the server but damn its worth it lol.

Worth every delayed second!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

I'm going to be putting other things on this thread as well. Thoughts, poems, reviews, pictures... whatever I feel like. So, here goes... I'm gonna write this right now and see how it turns out... GO!

"Festering maggots, let me wip you with the bottom of my boot.
I'll grin as I wash away the unclean nature of your foul lies.
You tortured my soul with an abundance of false pretenses.
I tortured you with a scalpal and a rather large chain cutter.
In your intestines I played. Oh the horrid smell.
Much like what you did to me... I hope you rot in fucking hell.
Twisting and turning and smiling the whole time.
In my yard I buried your corpse, I pissed on your headstone...
That was the past and this is the present... I had fun with you bitch,
Now give me my new toy. Playstation 2 is long since dead,
Playstation 3 is here and our time has been grand.
Although I do look forward to Playstation 4...
What to do with the PS3 Then? Hmmmm..."

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

Worth every delayed second!

Somebody call my momma'! Funk is on a roll!!

[The Brown One]

This thread kept me laughing for a while
I'm surprised you came up with everything, and at this hour in the morning too! Keep em coming!!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

It's very cathartic to have your own thread, you can just spew whatever you want in to!

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

@BrownOne -- I'm going to keep this thread going, and going and going.

@Wade -- Indeed it is.

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

R(ob)ism #005 -- Why the fuck to men really have nipples? I barely get pleasure from them being there and considering I'm overweight I actually have some tits... what is the point of these if 1.) I can't milk them and 2.) If I get NO pleasure out of them? Bullshit.