Introducing The Individual Who Drew Number One

[ErrbY]

Here is the Royal Rumble I would like to see. I got carried away but if you’d like to be mildly amused read on below.


The purpose of the thread though is because I want to know what you guys would like to see in the Rumble, not just the surprise entrants. What spots not just spot monkeys would you like to see?


1) Undertaker (Lights out - gong!)
2) Wade Barrett (Maybe reference your previous storyline, eh, WWE?)
3) Justin Gabriel
*Gabriel out by Undertaker
4) Zack Ryder
5) Triple H
*Ryder out by Triple H
6) Jinder Mahal
*Mahal out by Undertaker
7) Kane (OH HELL YEAH - Kane, Taker, Triple H, Barrett)
8) John Cena (WTF YEAH!)
9) Alex Riley
10) Road Dogg (MARK OUT! Trips & Dogg have a moment)
*Riley out by Dogg
*Dogg out by Triple H
11) Cody Rhodes
12) Dolph Ziggler
*Rhodes out by Kane
*Cena out by Kane
*Kane out by Barrett
*Barrett out by Triple H
13) Big Show
*Triple H out by Undertaker
*Undertaker out by Big Show (Show & Ziggles left)
14) Mark Henry
15) Jack Swagger
16) Sheamus
17) Christian (It’s...it’s Christian)
18) Miz
19) Kharma (OMG YES - She knocks everyone down except Big Show & Henry - hell yes)
*Big Show out by Sheamus
*Henry out by Sheamus
*Kharma out by Sheamus
20) Rey Mysterio (Welcome back)
21) The Rock (Yes Cena has come and gone but Rock doesn’t care)
*Swagger out by Rock
*Miz out by Rock
*Christian out by Rock
*Rock out by Sheamus (Ziggles, Sheamus and Mysterio remain)
22) Mick Foley (Wearing pieces of all of his alter-egos)
23) Batista (Paycheck!)
*Mysterio out by Batista
*Foley out by Batista
24) RVD
25) Chris Jericho
*Batista out by Sheamus (Ziggles, Sheamus, RVD, Jericho)
26) Randy Orton (duh)
27) Brodus Clay (Somebody call their Mommas!)
*RVD out by Funkasaurus
*Funkasaurus out by Orton
28) John Morrison
29) Santino Marella
*Morrison out by Santino (not a squash - just a “I’m not gone forever just for a while” by Morrison)
*Santino out by Jericho (proceeds to JeriTroll with the crowd)
30) Shane McMahon (Here comes the money..here we go..here comes the money! MONEY MONEY MONEY)


At this point we have Ziggles, Sheamus, Jericho, Orton, and Shane. Shane McMahon gets a Coast to Coast in on Ziggler, another one on to Sheamus, another one onto Orton! Tries to do it to Jericho but Jericho rolls out of the way. Jericho Codebreaker to Shane as he stands up! Clothesline and he’s out. We’re down to the final four: Dolph Ziggler, Sheamus, Chris Jericho, and Randy Orton.


Jericho picks up Ziggler. Zig Zag out of nowhere! Ziggler picks up Jericho and throws him out! We’re down to three! Brogue Kick! Out goes Ziggler! It’s down to the Great White Celtic Warrior Sheamus and the Legend Killer, the Viper, the WWE’s Apex Predator Randy Orton!


They exchange points to the WM28 logo. They begin to throw punches. Sheamus goes for a Brogue Kick, Orton ducks it, Sheamus turns around and eats an RKO! Both men down. Orton back to his feet. He’s slythering! Sheamus gets up. Orton attempts a punt kick, Sheamus catches Ortons foot! Orton begins pounding on Sheamus as Sheamus stands up holding Orton’s leg! Sheamus knocks him down with his double arm punches! Orton up and then down again! Brogue kick attempt again but Orton picks Sheamus up into his scoop slam! Sheamus rolls to the ropes but Orton picks him up and DDTs him back into the ring. Orton picks up Sheamus and throws Sheamus out! He hangs on! Orton tries to punch Sheamus out but a kick to the gut! Sheamus attempts to suplex Orton out of the ring but Orton falls out. Both men on the apron! Brogue Kick! Solid hit! Orton is out! IT’S A SHAMEFUL THING, LOST YOUR HEAD!


I got carried away. But again, don’t go as in depth as I did. Just tell me some spots you would like to see in the Rumble.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Kane and Cena last two in the ring, Jericho comes out as 30! Proceeds to walk around the outside high fiving fans for 5 minutes, enters the ring as Kane and Cena eliminate each other! Jericho wins without touching anyone!

[Robstar]

It's mildly amusing that you think that's what the lyrics to his song are. But you are close - http://musicalatinaymas.com/wwe-shea...-video-lyrics/
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/wweth...eninmyface.htm

So, we don't have your permission to go as in depth as you did or was that just a helpful suggestion?

[ErrbY]

Kane and Cena last two in the ring, Jericho comes out as 30! Proceeds to walk around the outside high fiving fans for 5 minutes, enters the ring as Kane and Cena eliminate each other! Jericho wins without touching anyone!

OMFG yes. JeriTroll!

[ErrbY]

It's mildly amusing that you think that's what the lyrics to his song are. But you are close - http://musicalatinaymas.com/wwe-shea...-video-lyrics/
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/wweth...eninmyface.htm

So, we don't have your permission to go as in depth as you did or was that just a helpful suggestion?

Helpful suggestion. =D

Thanks for the lyrics. You just ruined my life. I cannot think of Sheamus the same.

[Torphy]

Wait... what the.. Kharma!? Whereas I can see that being the biggest swerve of the rumble I.. I just can't help but say no! Has she even popped her sprog yet? Would be funny as hell though, I give ya that!

[Y2Jryder]

Kane and Cena last two in the ring, Jericho comes out as 30! Proceeds to walk around the outside high fiving fans for 5 minutes, enters the ring as Kane and Cena eliminate each other! Jericho wins without touching anyone!

Rofl. ow hell yeah!

[CrowOfMurders]

It's mildly amusing that you think that's what the lyrics to his song are. But you are close - http://musicalatinaymas.com/wwe-shea...-video-lyrics/
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/wweth...eninmyface.htm

So, we don't have your permission to go as in depth as you did or was that just a helpful suggestion?

I thought it was "it's shameful scene lobsterhead,charismatic?wind up dead! You wear ur skin like they're some kind of pies,too many limes too many limes!" I thought sheamus just hated keylime pies and hates being called a lobsterhead with no charisma. You have shattered my world as well

[CM_SUXX_NOT]

It's a shameful thing. Lobster head

[cloverstone82]

RikishI Returns and finds himself in a dance off with BC Only to be then tossed out by the FUNKASAURUS... Quick Nostalgia, we all love it