IWF - Official Show Thread

[Giddy]

Up next for the IWF title it'll be defending champ Muhammad Hassan vs Ivanhoe Heskey vs CJ vs DJ vs Cody McDerrell vs Gillberg vs The Wang in an Over the Top Rope Steel Cage Lumberjill match

[B-MCINTYRE]

Up next for the IWF title it'll be defending champ Muhammad Hassan vs Ivanhoe Heskey vs CJ vs DJ vs Cody McDerrell vs Gillberg vs The Wang in an Over the Top Rope Steel Cage Lumberjill match

No... Clusterfuck chaos battle royal!

[pauadrian]

No... Clusterfuck chaos battle royal!

That's what I said

[Giddy]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHOW THREAD!!! THIS IS THE SHOW THREAD!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!! YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS!!! YOU ASSHOLES!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! THIS IS A DISGRACE!!!

E-fedding is seriouz bizznizzzz

[pauadrian]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHOW THREAD!!! THIS IS THE SHOW THREAD!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!! YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS!!! YOU ASSHOLES!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING! THIS IS A DISGRACE!!!

E-fedding is seriouz bizznizzzz

*Heskey rolls up Giddy 1..2..3* YES

[Giddy]

*Heskey rolls up Giddy 1..2..3* YES

Do that one more time and you're kicked from the match! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Do that one more time and you're kicked from the match! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!

*TEREUS rolls giddy up 1,2,3!*
Giddy: who the fuck?

Tereus: Im from EWF

Giddy: what's that?

[Giddy]

Harry Tipper: So Muhammad, what do you think about winning the IWF World Title?

Muhammad Hassan: ALAYLEAH AYLEAHAYLAYAAYLEAHALALALALA ALLAHYALE LEEEE ALALALALAHEAYEA

[Giddy]

Lilian Garcia: This match is an over the top rope lumberjill cage match!

CODLES

LG: Introducing first, from the deep, deep South, COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY MCDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEELL!!!

*Cody comes out to a pop, but trips over his feet and rolls down the ramp to the ring. He rolls into the steel steps, then gets up, brushes himself off, and gets into the ring*

Richard Sweat: Cody McDerrell is damn swell.

Nick Brown: He's a goof.

Richard Sweat: But he's a talented goof... And he's probably the least goofy challenger in this match!!!

Nick Brown: LET'S GO HASSAN! ALAYLALEEEEALYALAALEALYLEA

Richard Sweat: ... Well okay then.



Richard Sweat: FUCK YES!!!! GILLBERG!!! THE GREATEST WRESTLER I'VE EVER SEEN!!! GIIIIIILLBERG! GIIIIILLBERG! LISTEN TO THOSE CHANTS!

Nick Brown: Those are fake. Nobody is here. It's an empty arena.

Richard Sweat: NO IT'S NOT! IWF IS THE GREATEST!

Nick Brown: Anyways... Wait what the fu... Why are Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross talking over us!?!?! HEY! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Richard Sweat: They're ignoring you Nick.

Nick Brown: I KNOW! BUZZ OFF!

Richard Sweat: *sniffles, then punches Nick in the face* NO!

*Dick pushes Nick out of his seat and rolls him up Heskey style*

1!
2!
3!

Dick: YES! YES! YES! I QUALIFIED FOR THE MATCH! YES!



*Dick gets up and runs to the ring while his music is playing. He stands on the apron and rips his pants off. He's wearing a speedo. He takes off his shirt to reveal a... Not too chiseled body*

Nick Brown: Why do I work here?

HESKEY TIME!!!

*HESKEY TIME!!! HESKEY RUNS OUT, but all of a sudden Brooklyn Brawler runs out, kicks him in the balls and tries to roll him up*

1!
2!
KICKOUT!

*Heskey gets his rape face on and drags Brooklyn Brawler under the ramp. Brawler's screeches are heard*

Nick Brown: LET ME BE A PART OF THIS!!!!!!!!!

*Brown lifts the metal cover and jumps in there with them*

*DJ AND CJ RUN OUT TO THE RING WITH NO SONG CUZ I DON'T KNOW EITHER OF THEIR THEMES*

Dirk Guanajuato: These two are impressive!

Juan Paco Pedro De La Mar: When did you get here?

Dirk: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?!?!?



JG: COMING OUT NEXT, THE ASIAN REDNECK, THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!

*Wang comes out and does that weird dance he does. He does a lasso movement, then throws his hat into the crowd. He runs into the ring*

Dirk: An Asian Redneck... What a gimmick.



Dirk: ALEAYLEAHALEAYEALHEALHEAYALALALALA

Juan: ALEYALEAHALYEAYAYAYAYAYALALALALALYALYALYAYALAYLA!! !!!

*Heskey jumps out of the ramp, followed by a roughed up Nick and BB and gets in the ring. The cage lowers*

[Rated_R(ob)KO]

No matter what, Artemis Eclipse wins. He beat whoever is Champion for the Championship. Ding, ding, ding.

Artemis is celebrating in the ring with the IWF Heavyweight Championship! Confetti rains down and women perform sexual things in the ring.

YAY!