
Originally Posted by
THE HEARTBREAK KID
Ziggler: Jealous of you? *Ziggler looks at himself up and down* I'm perfection! I'm the most gifted wrestler on this roster, win, lose or draw I give the best damn match of the night, that's why the crowd cheer my name.. even as the #Heel. Maybe you have not heard them.. Maybe you were two busy searching for your pot of gold, fella! The United states title? been there.. done that, if you remember correctly, I was the one that made it interesting again.. I imagine that's vanished with the people that have been carrying it lately.
All eyes from now on will be on the tag team titles.. carried by the best tag team this company has ever had.. The All American Perfection!
Sheamus: Perfection?! Look at your hair! What the hell is that even called?
*Sheamus props his hair up more with his hands*
This is a hair style, fella! And if you want to talk physical shape, you're a bit on the small side, I could step on ya, shorty! So before you go crackin' leprechaun jokes, how bout ya grow a few more inches! And don't worry, I hear them cheerin' yer name, fella, but they only cheer for ya because they know it pisses you and your mother off over there! But if you really want to know want cheerin' is, watch this!
*Sheamus starts pounding his chest, and each time he does the crowd yells "Brogue! Brogue! Brogue!" then pop loudly*
You see, fella? That is what real cheerin' sounds like!
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