WWE Fantasy Fed - Official Discussion Thread

[TTC]

Sheamus: Well Miss clueless is chasing after the gold now, but Goldilocks ... Erm, Dolph is still flappin' his gums.

*Snaps again*

AJ Lee: Shut up, you pale white idiot. Now go back to Ireland and suck on your parents "pipe".

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

*Starts heaving breathing*

AJ Lee: Can you keep it down guys?

Ziggler: Are you trying too sleep little girl? What did I tell you about watching Sheamus's matches.. they make everyone fall asleep, You should try it out.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Sheamus: Real show?! Raw is where its at! And you're lucky your arse is over there and not here on Raw, cause I'd have ya in the ring so I could kick yer head off yer shoulders!

Zigger: Kick my head off? You couldn't even catch me Sheamus.. I would be strutting around that ring so quick it would make your ancestors dizzy, and then when I was done showing off.. I would hit you with the ZigZag, get the three count and move on with being the best damn performer in this business.

[Vandarius]

*Snaps again*

AJ Lee: Shut up, you pale white idiot. Now go back to Ireland and suck on your parents "pipe".

*Sheamus cocks his head to the side*

Sheamus: Feisty. I'd say I liked it, but I don't prefer the girls who look like 13 year old boys.

[Glamour Girl]

???: Wow, you really don't stop throwing your weight around do you? Let me tell you something that might hit close to home. You're only relevant right now, because your husband is the World Heavyweight Champion. Without Brock Lesnar, you would be another lonely old hag that would have followed in the footsteps of Chyna and done some porn to get by. The fact you mean more to management than the entire diva's division is exactly why I'm needed.

Sable: Look Santina this whole bit you're doing is getting old fast so let's just drop it. Clearly you're obsessed with me and want to be me when you grow up, but guess what? You'll never be me and never have me. I'm here for the men, specially my husband Brock and you're just a fame seeking little bitch who wants to be remembered as that girl who tried to get a rise out of Sable so go to bed, give it a rest and tomorrow you can find someone more appropriate for you to go after like Jarred from Subway.

[Vandarius]

Zigger: Kick my head off? You couldn't even catch me Sheamus.. I would be strutting around that ring so quick it would make your ancestors dizzy, and then when I was done showing off.. I would hit you with the ZigZag, get the three count and move on with being the best damn performer in this business.

Sheamus: You? Zigzag me?! HAHA. You couldn't reach me, fella!

[TTC]

Ziggler: Are you trying too sleep little girl? What did I tell you about watching Sheamus's matches.. they make everyone fall asleep, You should try it out.

*With a smile on her face*

AJ Lee: I'm playing a game.

[K2Jelly]

Maria: 312.....313......314......315.......31....oof!

*Maria bumps into a wall. She opens her eyes to check on the barricade in front of her only to start pouting*

Maria: That's the fourth time I've been into this wall!

[wrestlingfan66513]

Daniels: For those wondering, Nitro is about to change for the better, timing is key and I will make sure the stage is all mine when it happens.

[Vandarius]

Maria: 312.....313......314......315.......31....oof!

*Maria bumps into a wall. She opens her eyes to check on the barricade in front of her only to start pouting*

Maria: That's the fourth time I've been into this wall!

*Sheamus yells down the hall*

Sheamus: Take a right.