WWE Fantasy Fed - Official Discussion Thread

[Super_Dave]

OOC: lol Thank you! You're a great IC'er yourself.



OOC: lol I understand- there aren't many Ted marks out there minus me...

Maryse: I have no idea what you mean.

Ted: I do... and as you wish, Hunter.

Stephanie: You're just playing "hard to get" with Ted because you really like him.

[K2Jelly]

The scene opens up to a hospital room. An empty bed with slightly ruffled sheets is littered with wires and tubes that are connected to an EKG machine. Readings from said machine indicate a steady heartbeat despite there being no one connected to it. Sitting beside the bed is R-Truth, with his face buried in his hands. He exposes his face to face the bed, distraught and bloodshot eyes disfiguring his usual cheerful disposition.

R-Truth: Hey, Lil' Jimmy. It's uh.....it's me again. Your ol' pal, Truth.

Truth reaches down to the floor and pulls up a bag.

R-Truth: I got you your favorite fro-yo. Well, second favorite at least. They didn't have no spiders at Yogi Castle. I'll just leave it right there when...

Before he can finish his sentence, streams of tears begin to roll down his faces as if some startling revelation dawned on him in that moment.

R-Truth: If you wake up. I'm sorry Lil' Jimmy. I failed again. I didn't get the World Heavyweight title from Lesnar like I said I was gonna do for you since he was the one who did this to ya. But I'm gonna beat him. I pro...

Just then, Maria walks into the room and R-Truth quickly wipes his tears away before he faces her.

Maria: Um....R-Truth, is he doing better?

R-Truth: Nope. He's still just like I left him.

Maria: Is it okay if we wrap things up here? I wanna meet that leprechaun again!

R-Truth: Yeah, I guess.

[Super_Dave]

The scene opens up to a hospital room. An empty bed with slightly ruffled sheets is littered with wires and tubes that are connected to an EKG machine. Readings from said machine indicate a steady heartbeat despite there being no one connected to it. Sitting beside the bed is R-Truth, with his face buried in his hands. He exposes his face to face the bed, distraught and bloodshot eyes disfiguring his usual cheerful disposition.

R-Truth: Hey, Lil' Jimmy. It's uh.....it's me again. Your ol' pal, Truth.

Truth reaches down to the floor and pulls up a bag.

R-Truth: I got you your favorite fro-yo. Well, second favorite at least. They didn't have no spiders at Yogi Castle. I'll just leave it right there when...

Before he can finish his sentence, streams of tears begin to roll down his faces as if some startling revelation dawned on him in that moment.

R-Truth: If you wake up. I'm sorry Lil' Jimmy. I failed again. I didn't get the World Heavyweight title from Lesnar like I said I was gonna do for you since he was the one who did this to ya. But I'm gonna beat him. I pro...

Just then, Maria walks into the room and R-Truth quickly wipes his tears away before he faces her.

Maria: Um....R-Truth, is he doing better?

R-Truth: Nope. He's still just like I left him.

Maria: Is it okay if we wrap things up here? I wanna meet that leprechaun again!

R-Truth: Yeah, I guess.

This is priceless man... Love it!!!

[The Tyndall Effect]

Stephanie: You're just playing "hard to get" with Ted because you really like him.

Maryse: Pourquoi?

Ted: You heard her- you're playing hard-to-get. *grins*

Maryse, agitated, flips her hair and leaves.

[Super_Dave]

Maryse: Pourquoi?

Ted: You heard her- you're playing hard-to-get. *grins*

Maryse, agitated, flips her hair and leaves.

Stephanie: I can see it in her eyes Teddy... she likes you!

[The Tyndall Effect]

Stephanie: I can see it in her eyes Teddy... she likes you!

Ted: *grins* I know it.

[Shaz11]

*Cryme Tyme walk up to Maryse*

Shad: Ooohhh! That girl is smoking..

JTG: HOT!

[The Tyndall Effect]

*Cryme Tyme walk up to Maryse*

Shad: Ooohhh! That girl is smoking..

JTG: HOT!

Ted: Back the fuck up, guys.

Maryse: Dégoûtants cochons noirs!

[K2Jelly]

*Cryme Tyme walk up to Maryse*

Shad: Ooohhh! That girl is smoking..

JTG: HOT!

O'Neil: Check it out! It's Tweedledee and Tweedledum!

Young: Money, money? Yeah right!

A.W.: The closest these fools are gonna get to any bait is jailbait! Ahahahahaha!

[Super_Dave]

Ted: Back the fuck up, guys.

Maryse: Dégoûtants cochons noirs!

Stephanie: I don't speak french, but I think she just called you guys a bunch of inbred morons!!!