DDP: *DDP does some stretches, finishing by touching his toes. As he bring his back up straight again, he sees the camera and a broad smile comes across his face*
Have you done your yoga today?
I know I have! And I'm feeling pretty damn good about myself! And I want to help you feel good about you too!
Take Randy Orton for example! At Backlash, I, DDP
, whooped his ass!!
But that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing!!
You see, when you look at the situation, Randy Orton has been taking out legends in this ring here for a while now, and at Backlash, he wanted, no, he demanded that another legend come out for him to face. So when DDP came out, he got his legend! And everybody likes DDP!
So when you look at it that way Randy, everybody got what they wanted!
Always look at the positive side of the situation!
Because I like me! You like me! And I'm going to help you Randy, like you too!!