WWE Fantasy Fed - Official Discussion Thread

[Tommy Thunder]

Luger: I rather play with myself than play like you two do

Jericho: That would explain your inability to beat a simpleton such as Punk on Raw last Monday.
Perhaps if yo concentrated on developing some sort of wrestling ability rather than playing with yourself, you'd give yourself a slight chance of beating Punk and facing me for the WWE Championship.

[G.G.G.]

Lesnar: Pretty damn stale just like you. All I hear from you is "asshole" this and "asshole" that. It gets old. And your reign wouldn't last nearly as long if you would actually defend it once in a while. I mean, who was the last guy you defended your title against and when did it happen?

Mr. Anderson: Well whether you're blind, or Paul Heyman was blocking your vision cause you were hiding behind him, I actually won and defended this title at Wrestlemania, two things you didn't do.

[K2Jelly]

Mr. Anderson: Well whether you're blind, or Paul Heyman was blocking your vision cause you were hiding behind him, I actually won and defended this title at Wrestlemania, two things you didn't do.

Lesnar: My point exactly. Just where were you at Backlash, huh? Taking a break? Running away from potential threats? Wouldn't surprise me one bit. I mean, you've been on a little losing streak, haven't you? Rhodes, HBK...me?

[Destruction]

Jericho: That would explain your inability to beat a simpleton such as Punk on Raw last Monday.
Perhaps if yo concentrated on developing some sort of wrestling ability rather than playing with yourself, you'd give yourself a slight chance of beating Punk and facing me for the WWE Championship.

Luger: Excuse me Chris. If you listened to me correctly, I was implying I rather masturbate than "play" with Cryme Tyme. Perhaps if you used your ears rather than your mind, you wouldn't need me to defend you when the Ultiimate Warrior was about to defeat you in a steel cage.

And for the record, I don't need to be in a complicated relationship with my own hand. I've had my needs satisfied more times than you've returned to the WWE Chris. And if I need something on the side, well $500 isn't much money to me, but a lot to Jessica, isn't it Chris?

[TTC]

A couple more posts for 5000th.

[G.G.G.]

Lesnar: My point exactly. Just where were you at Backlash, huh? Taking a break? Running away from potential threats? Wouldn't surprise me one bit. I mean, you've been on a little losing streak, haven't you? Rhodes, HBK...me?

Mr. Anderson: Lets see, maybe because there is no worthy contenders on the Nitro roster. Or maybe they are just scared, because if I am on this losing streak wouldn't people line up to try and beat me? They just know it won't happen

[K2Jelly]

Mr. Anderson: Lets see, maybe because there is no worthy contenders on the Nitro roster. Or maybe they are just scared, because if I am on this losing streak wouldn't people line up to try and beat me? They just know it won't happen

Lesnar: So what you're telling me is that instead of trying to legitimize your title reign, you'd avoid competitors because they're "not worthy"?

[Torphy]

Mr. Anderson: Lets see, maybe because there is no worthy contenders on the Nitro roster. Or maybe they are just scared, because if I am on this losing streak wouldn't people line up to try and beat me? They just know it won't happen

Dean Ambrose: No worthy contenders..? Perhaps I should wash your mouth out with acid.. or maybe just pull every single tooth out individually with chopsticks..? You're not as good as you pretend to be Anderson, you're the guy who was supposed to be the next break out star.. and whose obvious lack of talent got in the way of it..

Who am I you might ask? No.. no you wouldn't ask that, asking a question implies ignorance.. everyone's heard of me.. you can't go 5 seconds without hearing about me.. i'm that amazing.. i'd be amazed with myself if I wasn't.. myself.. I'm Dean Ambrose.. i'm everything you're not.. i'm the man your childrens children will wish you were.. i'm an invincible wrestling machine..

Why should I start at the bottom.. why should I brush aside lesser men when I should be taking your title on my debut? I am the best.. i'm better than the best.. words cannot describe how phenomenal I am.. forget the beginning and the middle.. lets just skip to the end of that story.. and you handing over that belt to a man whose reputation precedes him everywhere he goes.. but no.. no where's the fun.. where is the FUN? I'd rather just wash your mouth out with acid..

[Destruction]

Dean Ambrose: No worthy contenders..? Perhaps I should wash your mouth out with acid.. or maybe just pull every single tooth out individually with chopsticks..? You're not as good as you pretend to be Anderson, you're the guy who was supposed to be the next break out star.. and whose obvious lack of talent got in the way of it..

Who am I you might ask? No.. no you wouldn't ask that, asking a question implies ignorance.. everyone's heard of me.. you can't go 5 seconds without hearing about me.. i'm that amazing.. i'd be amazed with myself if I wasn't.. myself.. I'm Dean Ambrose.. i'm everything you're not.. i'm the man your childrens children will wish you were.. i'm an invincible wrestling machine..

Why should I start at the bottom.. why should I brush aside lesser men when I should be taking your title on my debut? I am the best.. i'm better than the best.. words cannot describe how phenomenal I am.. forget the beginning and the middle.. lets just skip to the end of that story.. and you handing over that belt to a man whose reputation precedes him everywhere he goes.. but no.. no where's the fun.. where is the FUN? I'd rather just wash your mouth out with acid..

Luger: Ambrose. Go back to your mental institution and carry on creating this fantasy for yourself. The WWE doesn't need you here, nor does it want you

[Destruction]

5000th post.

Nitro promos going out soon