WWE Fantasy Fed - Official Discussion Thread

**The Tyndall Effect** · 10-22-2012, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Super_Dave

I wonder if I kicked your ass or you kicked mine...

My money goes on a no-contest. Good thing I'm broke.

**Super_Dave** · 10-22-2012, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by The Tyndall Effect

My money goes on a no-contest. Good thing I'm broke.

I'm gonna have to bet on me man....

**The Tyndall Effect** · 10-22-2012, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by Super_Dave

I'm gonna have to bet on me man....

Me: Are you always this cocky?

Dave: Only on Tuesdays, or when beautiful women are involved...

Me: So you think I'm beautiful? XD

Dave: Actually, it's Tuesday.

Finished the convo for you.

**Super_Dave** · 10-22-2012, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by The Tyndall Effect

Me: Are you always this cocky?

Dave: Only on Tuesdays, or when beautiful women are involved...

Me: So you think I'm beautiful? XD

Dave: Actually, it's Tuesday.

Finished the convo for you.

Hahaha... me cocky? That's what she said!

**The Tyndall Effect** · 10-22-2012, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Super_Dave

Hahaha... me cocky? That's what she said!

That's what you WISH she said.

And in other news, my now-ex apparently never wanted this to happen and doesn't believe we can be more than friends.
Translation: I fucking wasted your time and broke your heart. (Dr. Phil voice) How does that make you FEEEEL?
Like shit, Dr. It makes me feel like shit.
Two months of my life wasted. What's new in the world?

**Super_Dave** · 10-22-2012, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by The Tyndall Effect

That's what you WISH she said.

And in other news, my now-ex apparently never wanted this to happen and doesn't believe we can be more than friends.
Translation: I fucking wasted your time and broke your heart. (Dr. Phil voice) How does that make you FEEEEL?
Like shit, Dr. It makes me feel like shit.
Two months of my life wasted. What's new in the world?

Sorry to hear that man... I know that sucks. Just go and have some fun bro, get your mind off of her, just no hookers.

**The Tyndall Effect** · 10-22-2012, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Super_Dave

Sorry to hear that man... I know that sucks. Just go and have some fun bro, get your mind off of her, just no hookers.

But, Dad, I like hookers...
Nah- I just wish women would say how they feel the FIRST time. No offense to women here.
I'll be fine, though.

**Super_Dave** · 10-22-2012, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by The Tyndall Effect

But, Dad, I like hookers...
Nah- I just wish women would say how they feel the FIRST time. No offense to women here.
I'll be fine, though.

Dad: Son... I said NO HOOKERS!
Son: But dad, why not?
Dad: Because having sex with the local hookers would be like having sex with me son....
Son: (Puzzled) Huh? What do you mean?
Dad: Jesus Christ son.....
Son: Aw dad... that's gross!!!

**The Tyndall Effect** · 10-22-2012, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by Super_Dave

Dad: Son... I said NO HOOKERS!
Son: But dad, why not?
Dad: Because having sex with the local hookers would be like having sex with me son....
Son: (Puzzled) Huh? What do you mean?
Dad: Jesus Christ son.....
Son: Aw dad... that's gross!!!

That's fucking terrible... and hilarious.
I think we killed this thread, Dave.