WWE Fantasy Fed - Official Discussion Thread

**Tommy Thunder** · 12-20-2012, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by Torphy

This, I tend to be put off posting in a fed where there is a ridiculous amount of nonsense going on, including off topic rambling. It's why I left EWA so soon after joining, was a massive spam fest to some people.

Is that why you barely post in the EWNCW thread?

**Glamour Girl** · 12-20-2012, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by S.E. Zero

Paige: This tournament is mine. I will be the next WWE Womens Champion and make womens wrestling matter again. Days were women main event Raw will happen again under my reign, people will cheer and clamor and beg for women to put on a show like they've never seen without the need to parade around in underwear or make fools of ourselves to be put on notice.

The Womens Division here in the WWE needs a strong leader as it's champion and that will be me.

Eve: Paige I'm going to have to stop you right there. As the executive assistant of RAW there is no doubt that I am the hardest working female in this business. Add to that the fact that I pull double duty as an in ring competitor and I'm almost a modern day Wonder Woman to these fans. I guess what I'm saying is that if anyone is going to become the new Women's Champion it will be me and if anyone's going to be main eventing RAW it will be me. And who knows if you're lucky you might get to be the Diva whose ass I beat in order to do both things, but the point is that it's going to happen so you better get with the program.

**Super_Dave** · 12-20-2012, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Glamour Girl

Eve: Paige I'm going to have to stop you right there. As the executive assistant of RAW there is no doubt that I am the hardest working female in this business. Add to that the fact that I pull double duty as an in ring competitor and I'm almost a modern day Wonder Woman to these fans. I guess what I'm saying is that if anyone is going to become the new Women's Champion it will be me and if anyone's going to be main eventing RAW it will be me. And who knows if you're lucky you might get to be the Diva whose ass I beat in order to do both things, but the point is that it's going to happen so you better get with the program.

Triple H: Put Paige on the back burner Eve... I got more important business to talk to you about.

**Glamour Girl** · 12-20-2012, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Super_Dave

Triple H: Put Paige on the back burner Eve... I got more important business to talk to you about.

Eve: Well Hunter why don't you step into my office?

**S.E. Zero** · 12-20-2012, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by Glamour Girl

Eve: Paige I'm going to have to stop you right there. As the executive assistant of RAW there is no doubt that I am the hardest working female in this business. Add to that the fact that I pull double duty as an in ring competitor and I'm almost a modern day Wonder Woman to these fans. I guess what I'm saying is that if anyone is going to become the new Women's Champion it will be me and if anyone's going to be main eventing RAW it will be me. And who knows if you're lucky you might get to be the Diva whose ass I beat in order to do both things, but the point is that it's going to happen so you better get with the program.

Paige: Funny, I guess you can add comedian to that fictional list of things you claim to be because you're no competitor. I beat your ass without much of a fight on Nitro, even laying you out with a RamPaige for good measure. Hardest working female in the business? Haha yeah getting rammed up the arse repeatedly by management and even Jericho can be hard work to a whore such as you.

The only program I need to follow is my own, because unlike the Diva you are, I'm a woman that's worthwhile. I actually back up what I have to say and when I say I will be the next WWE Womens Champion, you better believe it will be true. With me as the champion, women in the WWE will once again be relevant rather than just being utilized for looks, or politics of what we can do for some rather what we can do for ourselves. Something you clearly have no grasp over. So continue using your imagination into believing you're than what you are with this "power" of yours while us true women go out there and actually compete towards the grand goal of making sure women can be just as great as any male in this business, if not better.

**Super_Dave** · 12-20-2012, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by Glamour Girl

Eve: Well Hunter why don't you step into my office?

Triple H: Ted Dibiase Jr. is getting on my last nerve Eve. I need you to set up at match. Junior said that his old man can kick my ass. Set that up. We have both consented to this.

*gets closer to Eve*

Can you imagine what the Board of Directors will think of your booking capabilities when you set up "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase vs. "The Game" Triple H match... A match surely to go down as one of the best in WWE History. They will be amazed with your assets Eve.

**Glamour Girl** · 12-20-2012, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by S.E. Zero

Paige: Funny, I guess you can add comedian to that fictional list of things you claim to be because you're no competitor. I beat your ass without much of a fight on Nitro, even laying you out with a RamPaige for good measure. Hardest working female in the business? Haha yeah getting rammed up the arse repeatedly by management and even Jericho can be hard work to a whore such as you.

The only program I need to follow is my own, because unlike the Diva you are, I'm a woman that's worthwhile. I actually back up what I have to say and when I say I will be the next WWE Womens Champion, you better believe it will be true. With me as the champion, women in the WWE will once again be relevant rather than just being utilized for looks, or politics of what we can do for some rather what we can do for ourselves. Something you clearly have no grasp over. So continue using your imagination into believing you're than what you are with this "power" of yours while us true women go out there and actually compete towards the grand goal of making sure women can be just as great as any male in this business, if not better.

Eve: Excuse me little girl, but can't you see the grownups are talking here? How rude! Why don't you run off and play make believe best in the world since you clearly have nothing worthwhile to offer and let those of us with relevant things to do the chance to do them without your childish interruptions?

**K2Jelly** · 12-20-2012, 01:04 PM

*Ryback walks in and sees the women arguing. He pulls up a chair, puts Orville Redenbacher popcorn in the microwave. Once it's done, he pulls it out and starts eating it while sitting down.*

Ryback: Feed me more! Drama that is.

**S.E. Zero** · 12-20-2012, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Glamour Girl

Eve: Excuse me little girl, but can't you see the grownups are talking here? How rude! Why don't you run off and play make believe best in the world since you clearly have nothing worthwhile to offer and let those of us with relevant things to do the chance to do them without your childish interruptions?

Paige: I don't make believe, I know I'm worthwhile and I'll be sure to remind of that next time we meet in the ring and I kick your arse again and again and again. Just know that you should learn to keep more than your just your legs closed in this business to get ahead in it. Go deal with your issues and when you're ready to get beat down by a true woman again, be sure to let me know.

**Super_Dave** · 12-20-2012, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Glamour Girl

Eve: Excuse me little girl, but can't you see the grownups are talking here? How rude! Why don't you run off and play make believe best in the world since you clearly have nothing worthwhile to offer and let those of us with relevant things to do the chance to do them without your childish interruptions?

Triple H: I'm gonna have to borrow Rock's slogan here... but Paige, who in the blue hell are you?