*From WWE.com*
*A video starts to play about All American Perf........
*Just as static clears a clear shot can be seen of a white screen. Out of sudden, the team of Beer Money jump in front of the camera shot.*
James: Welcome boys and girls. You can thank you for saving you from the boredom of All American Perfection.
Bobby: Man can you imagine anyone trying to actually making those two clowns look good. I mean it would be easier for WWE production to make a movie starring Evan Bourne.
James: Hell that would garner more attention than PrimeTime Players. I mean without the loudmouth of A.W. they would have no chance of being a recognizable team. They would probably get confused with Cryme Tyme.
Bobby: Hold on there Storm. At least Shad and JTG have some sort of personality.
James: True, but they ain't no Beer Money.
Booby: That's extra true. And speaking of extra. Did you hear that we got an extra look at old school wrestlers during Nitro.
James: Don't tell me that we missed Doink The Clown.
Bobby: Nah man. I do wish the WWE brought him back for old shits and giggles. However, the old school wrestlers that showed their faces were The New Age Outlaws.
James: How can they still call themselves that? Road Dogg is like 70 and Billy Gunn is like an older version of Dolph Ziggler. Only difference is Billy Gunn could wrestle back in his days.
Bobby: Hey man, I forgot something. Why did we interrupt that All American Perfection video?
James: Let me think.
20 seconds later.......
Bobby: Hey James, what's that on your head?
James: *James points to his head.* This? Come on you know what it is. It's a sombrero.
Bobby: That's not a sombrero. It's a Christmas Hat. But, why would you be wearing a Christmas Hat?
*James takes off the hat and begins to pondering as does Bobby.*
20 Seconds Later........ Again....
Bobby: I remember now. We are doing one of those Christmas ads for the WWE.
James: Oh yeah! So let's start this of right.
*Roode and Storm step out of the camera angle for a bit. They come back with a table full of merchandise and both are now wearing a Christmas Hats.*
*Both start to clear their throats.*
James: Boys and girls....
Bobby: Ladies and gentlemen.....
James: Please welcome your favorite.....
Bobby: Tag Team that has ever stepped into a ring....
James: We.......
Bobby: Are........
*Both begin to do their signature foot stomping.*
James: BEER!!!
Bobby: Money!!!
James: And do we have a treat for you guys. The WWE has decided to make us the stars for this ad and we decided to cut you boredom of All American Perfection. So, that's an early present from us to you guys.
Bobby: Actually that is an extra special one from us to you. We know none of you can stand them, so you can be happy now. Cause if you would have seen that video of them you would have truly died cause 2012=Team Boredom AKA All American Perfection.
James: Okay. Should we start with this thing.
Bobby: We shall my good friend.
James: Okay, let's start with some of this merchandise you nice folks can get for a great deal.
Bobby: For example, we got this awesome t-shirt. And who is in this t-shirt, you might ask?
James: Well, it has to be no other than Beer Money.
Bobby: I have to say that is one sexy t-shirt. Don't you say buddy?
James: Needs more beer. Speaking of beer, I will be right back.
*James leaves Bobby to himself and Bobby has a look on his face as he knows what James is going to do.*
Bobby: Well, while James goes do whatever he is going to do I'll continue with this sells. The next thing we have is a collectible items edition. This a shirt to for sure blow all your minds.
Bobby: That is one mighty fine t shirt. I mean you can give this to your girlfriend. And then you might get something in return. Like she might want the D......... VD of Beer Money's Best Matches. It's a win-win scenario. Unfortunately, James forgot to bring the DVD, so I can't show you the cover or even tell you the matches in it.
???: Ho Ho Ho!
Bobby: What the---
???: You shouldn't be blaming your tag team partner. He has been a good boy this year. If you start to false discriminate people you just might find coal in your stocking this year.
Bobby: Is that you Dolph, Swagge, or James.
*The mystery person comes up closer and it can be seen that it's Santa Claus.*
Bobby: Santa! I'm so sorry for thinking you were one of those fools from Team Boredom.
Santa: No worries. Those two will get what is coming to them on Christmas. Tell my lad, what is that you want for Christmas?
Bobby: I want a shot to shut those idiots who are probably more than friends.
Santa: That's sounds great. I bet your tag partner would want that as well.
Bobby: You can say that again. He would also like some beer.
Santa: Speaking of beverages. Do you have something to drink?
Bobby: We have some fruit punch.
Santa; That won't do it for me. Let's see if I brought something with me.
*Santa Claus gets his bag and reaches for a drink. He ends up getting a case of beer. Santa then begins to drink some of it.*
Bobby: Wait. Santa doesn't drink. So, you have to be Stone Cold or ......
*Bobby removes the fake Santa's beard and hat to reveal......
Bobby: JAMES!!!!!!
James: I'm sorry, but I wanted to add some extra flavor to this ad. And there's no better way than Santa Claus.
Bobby: True. Hey at least it was more entertaining than Kings of Wrestling.
James: I guess I owe Santa an apology for impersonating him. So, to make up for this let's give to All American Boredom.
Bobby: But what....
James: How about we give Jack his old MITB briefcase, so he can cash in on his lisp. That way we can get rid of that god awful lisp.
Bobby: And for Ziggler. We can give him a replica title of his one and short lived World Title run.
James: There we go. We just made things right.
Bobby: And we with that we have run out of time, but we might be back for more deals.
James: Maybe you might see some of your favorite wrestler's stuff here.
*James and Bobby point to one another and then themselves.*
James: Until, next time cowboys and cowgirls.
Bobby: Happy Holidays everyone!
Both: Bye!!!!!
*The video then ends and goes to black.*
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